Women's March

Fuck off with that shit. I was generalizing.

I don't tweak out like an outraged feminist twat every time you guys generalize about women being slutty cock-holsters that live to leech off men and suck their wallets dry.

 

A lot of people say that. And then they tell about Jesus.

 

haha... reminds me of a future wife thing Mad magazine did in the 90s about how women age.
That gamble seems to work best within a 5 mile radius of many military bases.

 

Women just don't seem to be making very good arguments these days. My hand never says no and can't get pregnant. That's pretty a good deal. I don't even have to buy it a house.

 

A Real Doll is pretty cheap in comparison to marriage, too.

 

Apart from the production of a new human I mean really...what's the point?

I expect Sarah to arrive here soon and hit me over the head with something heavy.

 

Maybe a big rubbery dong.


She'll probably smack us both.

 

I hope she washes it. I don't want to be smacked in the head with something that's invaded Dern's bum.

 

Ms. Sanger, is that you?

 

Guarantee we don't have a monopoly on stupid. I once flew with the king ooops I mean president. Yep when they became a republic they elected the king because they felt sorry for him (that from citizens I talked to)

 

She's not getting that one back.

 

I am actually sitting locked in my office laughing about you guys milking your selves - while I am actually milking myself.

Most of the Internet disagrees that sex is better alone :P

I don't care what you put up your ass honey. It's completely normal to experiment. Just don't expect me to help you retrieve things.

 

Do NOT buy your child a gerbil.

 

Don't worry dear. I've never had a problem getting your toothbrush back out.

 

She's been asking for a hamster...

But there's no way in hell I'm chanceing the wrath of charles!

 

he wants one like this...

 

I didn't say it was better alone but it sure is less of a hassle most of the time.

 

I swear you are lying to me when you say you don't have a Reddit account. There was a TIFU post yesterday about a girl walking in on her brother with a toothbrush up his ass.

 

That is an accurate statement.

 

Also a hellova lot cheaper.