When you need to cheat...

Do this.




It is literally the best tasting thing I have ever had. It’s like I don’t even want to swallow it. I take a drink then swirl it around for a while to savor it.

Like other Fairlife milk (which is all I drink), it has half the sugar and twice the protein of other chocolate milks. Plus a lot of vitamins and other shit.





But holy batballs, the taste is insane. It tastes just like melted chocolate ice cream.

When you need a cheat meal or have a craving for chocolate, do that. It is the best thing in the world. I would rather have it than ice cream or cake or anything else.

 

Do you buy it by the pallet?

 

Did you buy it all, or leave enough for everybody?

 

Fuckers.

I’ve seen the chocolate every time I get my regular (I go through about 5 jugs of Fairlife a week). But I’ve never gotten it before.

The other day I finally got one and shit. It’s like all day I look forward to having a glass of it. Shits insane. It really is the best thing I’ve ever drank.

 

You should call the company about a quantity discount, and then ask if they'd be interested in a sponsorship package.

 

Fuck you! I was doing awesome on my Keto a few months ago when that stuff was posted on here before. I had to try it. It's so damn good I was buying two or three at a time! Totally blew my progress and had to start all over last month.

 

Pretty sure it's Coca Cola.

 

So you dont swallow.......just put it in your mouth and "swirl" it around?

 

I knew some assbooger was going to go there, that’s why if you notice I left out “in my mouth” in my post. That was intentional because I know you fucksticks.

 

What do they flavour it with...ground up Carillo rods? Eyetalian cam dust?

 

What Britx was trying to accomplish...

 

Check the serving size! It's damn near drinking a coke, which is why it's awesome..

 

Well, what other body part would you swirl it around in?

 

This damn threads about milk and I clicked on it thinking it was gonna be about having an affair.

 

But it's not as bad as Coke, since he swirls without swallowing.

 

Isn't it cheating if they don't swallow?

 

I didn't take him for a spitter. I figured he would take all that chocolate in that he could and savor it.

 

Devil piss.