When you need to cheat...

I'm not a coniwhatever. I'm just a truck driver.

Jif rules.

 

I never know for sure what is in the trailer.

 

Arright. I bought some of this today as I'd never heard of it prior to this thread.

Its. Fucking. Awesome.


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And ain't that the truth. Smucker's bought Laura Scudders, and it's just peanuts and salt. The Jiff types run ingredients (in addition to sugars and molasses) including hydrogenated oils, and mono/diglycerides. Strictly for the Velveeta types.

 

I love the Peter Pan honey roast. I'm under no delusion that it's healthy. If I want peanuts and salt I buy a bag of peanuts.

 

I quit reading after this bullshit.

 

I’m not big on cakes, cookies, ice cream, and shit like that. This chocolate milk is about as close as I’ll get to eating bullshit.

 

Sent from a smatrphone

 

LMFAO!!!!

The one skit I will never forget is when he tells the children to go into the kitchen and call their mommy a bitch. And if she slaps you in the face you know you said it right.

 

Oh shit I love that.

 

Good stuff

 

I can’t stop watching that dog. Haha. He reminds me of Reggie.

There is a house about 1/4mi from me that has a dog that looks just like him. His name is Reggie. I only know because I heard his parents hollering at him to shutup one day when I was walking Caesar.

Every day I walk down there and play Reggie for at least an hour while his parents are at work because I feel bad that he is stuck outside all the time and doesn’t have any friends.

What’s funny is that I have never met his parents, and don’t care to. I’ve never even seen them. I just know what they drive and when they aren’t home.

I bet they wonder where Reggie keeps getting these toys and where that brand new Stainless Steel water bowl came from.

His other one was plastic and shitty and they never cleaned it. It was full of fungus and shit. So I got him a new one and I clean/refill it every day.

 

So that's why you bought all the bottled water.

Good on you.

 

Mrs. Kravitz? Is that you?

 

Lol he will not know who that is without the Google

 

Which Mrs Kravitz?

 

Not Lenny.

 

That shits still funny to me. I gotta go play with Reggie again.

 

Did you Google Mrs. Kravitz and figure out who she was?

If so, what is her first name.