Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves

I've often wondered whether more seats are broken from people sitting in them, or people behind them using it as a fulcrum to wedge them out of their seats.

 

Men walk, a$$holes fly.

 

Here's where I might be related to Broome, because I could see him doing this... You yank on my seat? I'm laying in your lap... BOOOM, back goes the seat... And then I sit up, or lean forward and go back to watching my iPad, with no regard to whether I'm actually using the seat reclined.

 

That's easy to say when your commute is to the front lawn to yell at kids to get off of it. Some of us have to go to work on the left coast.

 

Professional reflex:

I was just picturing an engineering test for seat and seat anchoring resilience....

 

You guys have never pushed the recliner button while someone was holding on to the back of your seat? I thought that was a thing. Maybe it was just me.

 

So move or your whining. Now get off my lawn.

 

Taxes and ratio of moderates vs. hard lefties are both better here. no thanks.

 

Just awesome!

 

I might've once or twice... Usually only when the plane is boarding and they're leaning on my seat while waiting in line.

 

It pays to keep some gas on board when flying. Just in case the person in front of you decides their head needs to be in your lap, you can disabuse them of the notion without saying a word.

 

Now United's killed a rabbit, more pr nightmare.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/united-airlines-probes-death-3-foot-rabbit-simon-set-be-n751196

 

Whew...I thought that the Onion was going to claim United is pregnant.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/...s-biggest-dies-on-united-airlines-flight.html

Little bastard wouldn't give up his seat for two carrots. He said he'd made a wrong turn at Albuquerque and needed to fly back east.

 

Did you guys hear about that rabbit?

 

Tell me about the rabbits, George

 

Rabbits?