Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves

Same as with the undignified screaming in the United incident, all I could think of in this one was why she wouldn't stop crying. Jesus, enough already. It couldn't have hurt that bad.

(That said, I can understand how this may have been about the accumulated frustration of traveling alone with infant twins, and not the physical contact itself.)

 

Yeah - emotional from traveling with kids, and I believe she's in the US from overseas - I don't think she's a citizen.

Obviously, the one guy shouldn't have gotten up, but I don't feel like he did anything illegal. Probably not good of an airline employee to taunt him as his first reaction.

Too many people too close to an edge of some sort lately.

 

The flight attendant is a moron. I don't need to see what happened before to know that.

I'm on the fence about Superman. I like that he came to the defense of the woman. I'm not sure about the "how."

 

LOL, yeah, I know what you mean. The only problem is when a woman and her twins get on a bus headed for Hawaii. All three, and the driver, will drown about two or three hundred feet off the West coast.

 

Kind of like fat asses. Ride the bus or stay home, just keep your fat ass off the plane.

 

Wrong choice he was hoping you would reach over and put your hand on his leg then give him a big grin

 

I didn't realize that there was such a simple solution. Why didn't I think of that?

 

There's a hysterical Jim Jefferies skit about this exact situation.

 

Reminds me of Ernestine the telephone operator from Laugh In. "We're the phone company. We can do whatever we want."

 

They like to puff up their shoulders and stick their elbows out too. I just cut to the chase and explain where their space ends and mine starts and to stay the fuck out of my space. Since I am not a huge guy either that usually results in them starting the tough guy stare down and me laughing at them.

 

And you guys call ME "difficult".

 

Well, in all fairness, YOU told us that your coworkers find you difficult. We only agreed.

 

I clearly need to bring a few of you to work for "Show and Tell".

 

That might be difficult.

 

Never saw this manspread thing.

The person that should have bought two seats, quite a few times....

 

I sat next to a woman that fit this description recently... I was in the middle seat on a flight from LA to Minneapolis, no less... It can't be, like Detroit-Milwaukee or Nashville-Atlanta... No, its gotta be the 4 1/2 flight where I'm stuck next to "heavy breathing". When they came around with the snack basket thing, she grabbed 4.. Its like she was shopping at 7-11. Then, she ordered one of those Delta lunch box things - a ham sandwich to wash it all down. When the window seat guy and I discovered that she was annoyed at having to move when we asked to get up, it became a game. Once, it took her over 4 minutes to move.

 

how far did she pull down the seat in front of her trying to get up?