Tostino pizza rolls

Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, Feb 9, 2019.

  1. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    I could eat like 800 of them in one sitting. Especially the combination ones.

    Pretty much all I had to say.

    The end.
  2. ToofPic

    ToofPic Member known well

    Do they deliver,cause im all out?
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  3. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    Don’t you have a non-compete or something? You can’t hype Totino’s Pizza Rolls when you’re paid to sling Domino’s!
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  4. mastermind

    mastermind Well-Known Member

    I like to fancy ‘em up with a little slice of cheese on the top.......
  5. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    I deliver.
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  6. ToofPic

    ToofPic Member known well

    Hot sauce all the way!
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  7. 88/532

    88/532 Simply Antagonistical

    I have a family sized bag in the freezer, free for pickup. I won’t ship.
  8. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    They're good dipped in ranch or blue cheese dressing.
  9. motoracer1100

    motoracer1100 Well-Known Member

    They are great to just throw in the garbage can .

    The end
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  10. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

    They are definitely a step up from Dominos
  11. _indy

    _indy Well-Known Member

  12. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Those things will cause you to blow out an o ring. Turbo Lax in solid form. If you ever swallowed a penny, buttons or anything else you think might still be in your poop track, eat a few dozen of those things and you'll sure as shit poop it out.
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  13. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Right up there with beenie-weenies.
  14. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    Yeah, I'm gonna go with nope....

    Enriched Flour (wheat flour, niacin, ferrous sulfate, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), Tomato Puree (water, tomato paste), Water, Cooked Pizza Topping, Made with Pork and Chicken (sausage made with pork and chicken [pork, mechanically separated chicken, salt, spice, maltodextrin (corn, tapioca), natural flavors], water, textured vegetable protein [soy flour, caramel color], soy protein concentrate, sugar, sodium phosphate, potassium chloride, hydrolyzed corn and soy protein, soy flour, yeast extract), Imitation Mozzarella Cheese (water, palm oil, modified corn starch, vegetable oil, rennet casein, salt, sodium aluminum phosphate, potassium chloride, citric acid, guar gum, potassium sorbate [preservative], sodium citrate, sodium phosphate, titanium dioxide [artificial color], maltodextrin, magnesium oxide, zinc oxide, Vitamin A palmitate, riboflavin, Vitamin B12), Vegetable Oil, Pepperoni Seasoned Pork, Chicken and Beef Pizza Topping (pork, mechanically separated chicken, water, soy protein isolate, beef, salt, Contains 2% or less of: pepperoni [pork, mechanically separated chicken, beef, salt, Contains 2% or less of: spices, dextrose, pork stock, lactic acid starter culture, oleoresin of paprika, flavoring, sodium ascorbate, sodium nitrite, BHA, BHT, citric acid], spices, dextrose, oleoresin of paprika, sodium ascorbate, garlic powder, natural flavor, maltodextrin, sodium nitrite, lactic acid starter culture, BHA, BHT, citric acid). Contains less than 2% of: Modified Corn Starch, Rehydrated Fat Free Mozzarella Cheese (water, skim milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes, citric acid, Vitamin A palmitate, Vitamin B), Sugar, Salt, Modified Whey, Defatted Soy Flour, Dried Onion, Spice, Methylcellulose, Rehydrated Enzyme Modified Cheese (water, milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes), Dextrose, Maltodextrin, TBHQ (preservative), Natural Flavor.

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  15. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    Geezus!!! How do they fit all that crap in one pizza roll?
  16. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    I dunno, but if it has more ingredients than parts on the space shuttle I'm definitely not putting that shit down my gullet.
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  17. COOP 1

    COOP 1 Well-Known Member

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  18. K51000

    K51000 Banned

    I think that's the shortened version LOL
  19. OldSchlPunk

    OldSchlPunk Well-Known Member

    Yeah, they're evil and will kill you dead but they taste so damned good! Everything in moderation...
  20. 88/532

    88/532 Simply Antagonistical

    In Alabama. 25 miles north of Montgomery. Let me know when you’re on your way.

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