To address John Cooks misinformation on facetubes...

My mom bet me I couldn't fit 10 Reese's cup in my mouth at once.

Please.

 

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!

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Okay, I've always wanted to say (type) that!!

 

Meh, that's proven. Unless he does something pretty epic, like lights his head on fire and runs into a fireworks store he's yesterday's topic.

 

I know, I messed up and stated the given.

Shouldn’t you be preparing for your cross examination to what the term jizz mop means and how it relates to John Cook?

 

Goddam I'm struggling to find the right reply. But, just Jesus.

 

I just read this whole damn thread and the only thing I got out of it was Chocolate and raspberry... fuck I'm hungry now...

 

Wouldn't he actually be more like the vagina that needs a good douching than the douche itself? Calling him a douche is an insult to douches everywhere bringing good to the world. Just a thought. Carry on.

 

When I was in college, my cousin was president of his Frat. They had an incident during a halloween party where a girl drank a piece of dry ice they had put into the punch (to make it smoke, of course).

During the court case that followed, each Frat Boy was called up to the stand to say what ingredients they had put in the punch. One of the future CEOs said "I urinated into the punch." The judge stops cold and says "Son, why on earth would you do something like that?" After a thoughtful moment, the future CEO said:

"Your Honor, it seemed like the thing to do at the time."

That is my response to everything that my cousin asks me to this day.

 

Any threat that carries on long enough always devolves into pie and/or food

 

It has been my hope that this deal will be dismissed quite quickly, since as presented it is a very weak and poorly thought out lawsuit. Certainly, I have been hopeful that it will never make it to trial.

However, the thought of you being called to the stand to explain this may make it worthwhile.

 

Yeah, kinda hoping it just goes away from a sudden burst of common sense.

"Mister K, on Oct 12th you called mister whatever a jizz mop, can you explain what this means?"
"No I didn't."
"Sir, I remind you you are under oath."
"Yeah, and?"
"We are asking you what you meant when you called him a jizz mop?"
"No I didn't."
"Yes, you did! and here is the evidence!"
"of what?"
"You calling him a jizz mop!!!!"
"A what?"
"A jizz mop!!!"
"What's that?"
"What's a jizz mop? I don't know, you called him a jizz mop and. . ."
"I know, I just wanted to hear you say Jizz Mop in court and see how many time I could get you to say it on the record."

 

Soo no more Dunlop’s again? And now Pirelli?

 

Err isnt that Mr. Bock’s territory he’d be in?

 

John Jizz Mop Cook.

We did this damn name change for CMRA and I want it to be on the damn record already. You hear that Jizz Mop. On. The. Record.

 

John Jizz Mop Cook...
Got a nice ring to it doesn't it?

 

Maybe he’s not doing it as a vendor and more like a “customer” buying in bulk and mounting tires for people his self at events.

 

I'd still rather buy from James Bock.

I'd switch to continental s before I'd buy from Mr Mop.

 

Heck if I came down to buying from him or having to run ChengShin, beam me up Scotty, I’d rather highaide to the moon.

 

Someone with some good contacts at Pirelli needs to make some calls so they can see what kind of bullshit they are getting themselves into.

James will still get my business.