To address John Cooks misinformation on facetubes...

The York's go really well with Skyline. Always have two when checking out.

 

.. explains your lack of a 6-pack.

 

Have your attorney introduce it when John s on the stand and have John read it to the court. LOL.

 

We should all show up in court wearing muscle pants and heckle people.

 

Cups good, Pieces bad. Hersheys syrup on a spoonful of Jif is extremely dangerous if one or both are not almost gone before you start.

 

Just what I needed...designer caloric crack.

 

Bitch. Don't make me post a selfie.

 

Ok. Now that shits funny.

 

Shut up, Monkey Man and go work your legs, you look like you have polio.

 

I'd hate for you to lose at something else.

BTW, I was laughing at the alert, before I even read the post.

 

No. But I have gotten shithouse polio from this place many times.

 

...and

 

Can we please stay on topic of how much John Cook is a douche.

 

He probably likes mint chocolate.....

 

Girth, we were talking about sweet treats, John's a candy ass. Therefore, on topic.
Then we started talking about shit, and shithouse polio, well, John is being shitty. Therefore, again, on topic.

 

I knew there was something I liked about you!

 

You can say that again!