There went our low gas prices. Trump light Iran a blaze

https://www.wsj.com/articles/drone-strikes-spark-fires-at-saudi-oil-facilities-11568443375

 

That shouldn't hurt my job search at all...

 

it's only 5% of global capacity. meh

The real question is:
Was it Yemen's Houthi rebels?
Was it Iran on behalf of the Houthi rebels?
Will this be enough provocation for our tweeter in chief to "tweet something"?

 

Maybe he could give Iran a trillion in cash and they'll cooperate???

 

Surprisingly, (NOT!!) the last trillion didn't quite seem to lead to the positive change in behavior that our hope and change cheerleader hoped for.....

 

Article is behind a pay wall.

Perhaps somewhere in the article is an explanation of why it is Agent Cheeto's fault that some idtios in the Middle East attacked some other Middle Easterners... Because there's certainly no precedent for that prior to 2016.

 

Didn’t Obama just drop off a few billion secretly in the middle of the night to them? Probably paid for the bombs they used to bomb Saudi Arabia. Obama should be brought up on war crimes for donating to their cause.

 

Or at least asked nicely to return the Nobel Peave Prize...

 

I see what you did there.

 

I didn’t do it. My fucking iPhone did it.

Everyone knows Apple won’t permit an ill word to be spoken of the greatest president of all time...

 

It still kinda works. Everybody I know was peeved that he got the Nobel.

 

Mine typed it out just fine.

 

Eh, it pretty much lost its luster when Arafat got one. A large swath of Norwegians, not exactly known for their hatred of Palestine - had a big WTF moment with that one.

 

A Nobel Prize has almost as much prestige tied to it as the mystery toy in a box of Cracker Jacks.

 

A Nobel Laureate for work in the sciences, that is prestigious, even if it means you have to visit Sweden for the ceremony.

A peace prize? Yeah, worse than visiting Sweden.

 

At least you get something tasty and a tattoo with Cracker Jacks.

 

Better than lutefisk, for sure.

 

If this is true maybe the shits gonna hit the fan.

https://www.foxnews.com/world/saudi-arabia-oil-attack-came-from-iranian-soil-us-officials

 

Damn Bolton is somewhere laughing through his walrus mustache.

 

It's long past time to turn Iran into a barren desert.