The Official 2020 Silly Season Thread

Cam Petersen is riding the Altus Motorsports Gixxer in Stock1000/Superbike Cup this year.

 

Hey @motion notice none of those woman had you or me thinking....that chick is a man!!!!

Looks like Rossi can not only learn how to ride motorcycles better from Marquez. But now Marquez is showing him what a proper supermodel looks like.......poor Rossi the kid is one upping him again.

Although in Rossi’s defense it has to be very, very, difficult to find a supermodel that has enough manly features to turn you on!

He may have found a unicorn.

 

That first pic is photoshopped haha.

 

WTF did you actually read the article? He has no girlfriend or prospects. Would rather have bikes then girls.

 

LOL I dunno... maybe the Italians like those qualities? I will say that Stoner has/had the best one in the paddock

 

Melandri

 

Yep. Used to love when Marco was up front. She just bounced and bounced and bounced.

 

Lauren Vickers is no hag...

 

She dumped that poor bastard as soon as he flunked out of MotoGP (that's my version, and I'm sticking to it). She had priorities.

 

And boy did he flunk. To think that guy has five motogp wins...

 

Didn't moto2 just test there? If so, and including the time since the last race, the big bikes have to lay down some Michelin rubber.

 

They switched topics to Randy DePuniet and his playmate ex.

 

No they just tested in Spain but that also makes sense.

 

You should've started a new thread about this.

 

Hah! I lost the trail!
It is sad that some of these racers get more attention due to...affiliates, but it is what it is.

 

Melandri and his wife were still together as of last season.

 

Pretty sure Mav stunted on all those dudes way back when he was like 12.

 

I bet Paris took care of her team.

Mouth hugs for everyone.

 

Only if you want the gift that keeps on giving...

 

Rossi thinks about Marquez as he watches the rear tire of the Honda fade off into the distance.