Tampering w/ food......

Discussion in 'General' started by SpeedyE, Feb 10, 2019.

  1. SpeedyE

    SpeedyE Experimental prototype, never meant for production

    I had that since I was like 8 or 9 and fell in love w the Asian girl on Soul Train on the little b/w tv .... been cursed since then. They were hard to find aroun d these parts.

  2. ToofPic

    ToofPic Member known well

    I know a guy in Augusta that kept having his sandwichs stolen out of fridge at work.
    ( Disclaimer..ive told this story here before,its gross,so read on at your own risk)

    He had a wife and baby at home.When he finally got fed up with the thieving,he planted the bait.
    The bait was eaten,but I cant remember if he was fired,or suspended?for planting the sandwich.

    It was a not so tasty baby shi$ sandwich,compliments from his baby he had at home.:Puke::Puke::Puke:
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  3. pjzocc

    pjzocc Well-Known Member

    One of my college roommates would always eat food that wasn’t his - relentlessly. Like not even a “Hey bro! Can I have a piece of that apple pie your grandma made?” He’d polish off like last half of the damn thing.

    We baked a pan of brownies with chocolate ExLax in it. He ate two rows in one night. Dude was on the shitter for 2 days and missed classes. It was warranted.
  4. DmanSlam

    DmanSlam Well-Known Member

    Sorry to burst your bubble but this is in color.

    Was the "on the little b/w tv" meant to be tongue in cheek? :crackup::crackup:
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  5. BC

    BC Well-Known Member

    Speedy you seem like the nicest person in the world. Your animal encounters are epic and I appreciate you sharing them with us. That said, STOP BEING A FUCKING VICTIM. You need to treat yourself like you would treat a litter of puppies about to be drown because they came out the wrong color. All this shit you are going through is bullshit, but it ain't gonna stop unless you stop it. Stop being the easy target that fuckheads can see a mile away and prey on.

    I hate giving unsolicited advice but fuck it, you need it.
  6. SpeedyE

    SpeedyE Experimental prototype, never meant for production


    Thank you BC <3
    Im not working anymore, probably never will.....just rehashing old things in my head, trying to make sense of it all.
    Thank you again.
  7. SpeedyE

    SpeedyE Experimental prototype, never meant for production

    I am not on top of things....I just rewalized I should/meant to have said in original post, this was like 3 years ago, i dont work there no more, just was just thinking about it and wondering if it was illegal.
    VERY Sorry guys for the confusion i caused.
    Sorry :(
  8. ToofPic

    ToofPic Member known well

    No confusion man! As said before,you're a good guy,never met ya,but enjoy the stories.
    Stay up my brutha!!:beer:
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  9. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    Seemed easy for me that it was long ago.
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  10. _indy

    _indy Well-Known Member

    Kept putting M+M's out, fat cow would take handful's end of day the bowl would be empty.
    Mixed Skittles and M+M's same bowl. Never had the problem again.
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  11. BSA43

    BSA43 Well-Known Member

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  12. SpeedyE

    SpeedyE Experimental prototype, never meant for production

    I love skittles and like m&m's.....are they horrible combined???
  13. Rebel635

    Rebel635 Well-Known Member

    Hey SpeedyE. You should come to Asia if you have a yellow fever.

    I was in Thailand and now I’m in Malaysia. My online dating apps are on fire!!
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  14. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    When a co-worker was at a Ford dealership, the owner's flaky brother used to steal his sandwiches. He sprayed carburetor cleaner on one.
    Flaky brother got weaned from stealing sandwiches after that. Owner stood behind co-worker.
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  15. sharkattack

    sharkattack I’m a cycling fool!

    When I was in college, we used to put mouse and rat traps in bags of chips. That taught the chip stealers right quick.
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  16. _indy

    _indy Well-Known Member

    IMO it's horrid.
    Chocolate covered cherries, strawberries, bananas all work well.
    But thats 2 flavors at once, and natural vs the smack of skittles.
  17. freedomgli

    freedomgli Well-Known Member

    The short answer re: legality/illegality is IT DEPENDS... on the totality of the circumstances i.e. the jurisdiction where the purported crime took place, the Dorito owner's intent, whether he left the so-called "bait" for the so-called Dorito "thief" or whether they were in fact offered freely or taken without permission, who exactly was injured and to what degree, whether this fit a documented pattern of workplace abuses by your employer or another co-worker, etc. At best it would be simple assault and even then only in a small town with nothing else going on and only if you made a big stink about it at the time. If it was a kid who was injured as a result of this stunt instead of an adult who probably ought to know better then odds increase that the prankster would get busted. If this happened in someplace like DC where cops can't keep up with the relentless murders, rapes, armed robberies, etc. they would probably only take down your complaint and deposit in the circular file when you left.

    Now if you were on top of your game you could have sued the business owner in civil court for hostile work environment, etc. but that is a road few employees venture down.
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  18. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    Hostile to what protected class?
  19. SGVRider

    SGVRider Well-Known Member

    The homeboy Speedy is a special class all his own. :D
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  20. Woofentino Pugr

    Woofentino Pugr Phoenix 4/03 to 5/30/12

    Here that could land you a felony charge for tampering with food/drink. If the person who painted the chips isn't willing to eat one, well I'd say it was set up as a trap. Even more time if someone is injured. We had a guy at work put hot sauce under the cheese of some pizza slices another coworker put on a plate to take back to her boyfriend. Her boyfriend ended up in the hospital. Well she got the last laugh, the asshole who tampered with the pizza died of colon cancer at 48.
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