Reverse psychology, for the girls

Discussion in 'General' started by Mark151, Nov 14, 2019.

  1. baconologist

    baconologist Well-Known Member

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    Been looking for a place to use this one :D
     
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  2. dieterly

    dieterly Well-Known Member

    I’m reading this sitting on a 300 million dollar airplane, and I’m not thinking about giving my notice, just sayin...
     
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  3. dieterly

    dieterly Well-Known Member

    Cortez, Sheik, and now a deckhand....
     
  4. RRP

    RRP Kinda Superbikey

    You got me beat, I’m sitting in a free recliner I inherited from my mom after she redecorated her living room last year.

    :D
     
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  5. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    Dr. phil here:
    “Girls don’t need to be understood, just loved”

    edit:
    Sitting on a $300 shitter that I installed myself
     
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  6. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    How tall is your self installed shitter?
     
  7. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

  8. Gino230

    Gino230 Well-Known Member

    I think these girls all have their own issues, and you are a fun guy to hang around with and they pretty much KNOW that there will be no commitment to worry about.

    You have to understand that they want to have fun too, but not feel like a slut. So they can always claim (to themselves, mostly) that you were not relationship material or that you were texting other girls, or whatever, to justify just hooking up with you for fun.

    Just my 2c without knowing you or them. Of course my opinion is probably pretty outdated, given the Tinder age.
     
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  9. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

  10. james weaver

    james weaver Member

    leave it to phil to inject some shit into the post
     
  11. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    But from which height only Phil knows, or does he?
     
  12. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Make sure you hide your money from yourself somewhere other than the boat that you’ll never be allowed aboard after tomorrow.

    As for how women think: best of luck ever figuring that out. They make less sense than your drunken posts in this thread.
     
  13. Mark151

    Mark151 Well-Known Member

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    Never dated online, it's bad because I like girls with issues, especially dirty blonde tan Spanish girls, if they are more nuts than me leaving is always better
     
  14. Mark151

    Mark151 Well-Known Member

    Like a bad romantic comedy, I would like to think in the end it love will work out. It won't back to the Bahamas next week with the dive master and after that STT
     
  15. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Hold on.... I'ma run to the kitchen and take a few pulls from the bourbon bottle and see if I can translate Drunkenese.
     
  16. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

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    The behavior you're describing above is colloquially known as the Rationalization Hamster

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rationalization hamster
     
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  17. Mark151

    Mark151 Well-Known Member

    Actually sober for now, the 3 girl days was a dive master island girl and the other one that literally said to make sure I time my trip based on her period, different story, normal life
     
  18. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    You ain’t got enough bourbon in your place. He’s drinking Carribean rum :rolleyes:
     
  19. Mark151

    Mark151 Well-Known Member

    Now you are going to make me have a rum drink, watching Anthony Bourdain, legend
     
  20. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    Whatcha drinkin’?
     

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