Represent your district and see if you’d survive!

Discussion in 'General' started by Robby-Bobby, Jul 30, 2020.

  1. Robby-Bobby

    Robby-Bobby Steeltoe’s Daddy

    Let’s argue! 98F4C8D9-FACB-4906-B4E8-4F8AC97D3925.jpeg
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  2. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

  3. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    District 3 is too large and I don't like NY being included in my district.

    Screw you guys, I'm going home.
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  4. Robby-Bobby

    Robby-Bobby Steeltoe’s Daddy

    Sorry Dave, you’re fucked. I don’t make the rules.
  5. Wingnut

    Wingnut Well-Known Member

    quite possible that district 3 has more guns than all others combined. I'm in #1 but we'd have to get rif of Cali for our own self preservation
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  6. dobr24

    dobr24 Well-Known Member

    District 5, we are fucked.

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  7. YamahaRick

    YamahaRick Yamaha Two Stroke Czar

    Does this mean I'll never go hungry again?

  8. motorkas

    motorkas Well-Known Member

    Funny, that's what district 3 said the last time they tried to make that meme true. Rumor has it the Germans said the same thing - twice - the second time after they started believing their own hype again after losing the first time. . .which sounds eerily familiar to. . .
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  9. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    3 FTW
  10. joec

    joec brace yourself

    Maine has more guns per capita I once read. I find it hard to believe over alaska though.
  11. sdiver

    sdiver Well-Known Member

    Well to be fair they did add Texas and a few other states.
  12. sdg

    sdg *

    Utah Montana Wyoming and Idaho are a district. Washington and Oregon are in California's district. Game over.
  13. SuddenBraking

    SuddenBraking Tire collector

    We'd be fucked in an offensive battle, but hard to imagine territory you'd rather defend. Can't imagine #3 would want to go door to door in NE cities trying to clear them. That's sniper heaven right there.
  14. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    District 1 sucks because we have to fight off Kalifornistan first and clean out Denver. But then we'd likely just join district 3 and keep Hawaii. Then game is over.
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  15. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    District 3 FTMFW !
  16. Turbotech

    Turbotech Well-Known Member

    Texas should be a district of it own.
    All oftof SE and Texas....Hope ya'll taste good cause rest of you be food.
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  17. Cannoli

    Cannoli Typical Uccio

    Puerto Rico isn't represented. This thread is racist.

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  18. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Yeah, but there's only , like, 27 people dumb enough to still live there.

    Michigan would roll through Ohio,, then switch gears & take out Western PA and then cakewalk through the rest of 5. and join district 3.
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  19. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Michigan would be too busy mourning the inability to no longer hook up with their first cousins in Wisconsin to care.
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  20. redtailracing

    redtailracing gone tuna fishin'

    Washington and Oregon need to be combined with District 1. The remainder of district 2 as well as Michigan, Indiana, and Ohio need to be combined with district 4. But honestly, I'm in 3 so I don't actually care. Rest of yall are fucked regardless. :crackup:
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