PSA for guys that wear jeans with excessive stitching and / or embellishments

See!

 

I can’t wait till 90’s grunge shit comes back. I’m gonna be like so cool.

 

a normal adult male cant understand these litle chicken shits
. as i drink my ensure

 

Here in Texas they currently do both plus run so much offset that some don’t even have any rubber actually under the truck. I throw up a little every time I see one.

 

Wait... Did we skip parachute pants this go-round?

Dammit.

I was too po' to afford them in 1982. I was hoping to make up for that.

 

Please don't let the zubaz come back.

 

Just try to stop skipping leg day and you'll be alright

 

You’ve never been to a Green Bay Packers home game have you? Zumaz errywhere

 

Got a stack of jorts sitting in a drawer waiting for them to make a comeback.

 

or you're indicating your wife (who thinks you look hot like that) that it's on tonight.

 

I dislike the raked (and rear squat) look very much unless you have bags (at least you can level out with bags). Its just fun to screw around when you're bored in traffic. I used to ride around front up/back down, back up/front down same thing left and right.

 

Ugh! That is questionable....

 

You forgot giant ass towing mirrors sticking out about 3 ft on each side of the truck, when the last think that truck towed was the drivers house to a new 'park'.

And if its a diesel powered truck that looks like this, expect stop light to stop light racing, large amounts of 'coal' and >50% chance of 6" stack thru the bed.

And some YETI, Salt life, or those stupid deer antler/profile stickers in black or real tree on the back window.

 

Valid points.

 

I love the Salt Life stickers in Wisconsin when we're 1000's of miles away from any salt water

 

And here I thought I was one of the only guys here looking at men's legs and butts.

Some people have way too much free time to worry about other people's clothes.

 

it's the beeb....a lot of people are into a lot of things

 

I have not seen this type yet, but I don’t usually go farther east of Irving or west of Fort Worth

 

Welcome to the Outer Banks.

 

How do you know if you're doing okay or not if you don't scope out the rest of the herd?