PSA for guys that wear jeans with excessive stitching and / or embellishments

Some college professors did a study a few years ago.. They got a bunch of different style hats and got come people to choose one to wear. They then gave the wearers an IQ test. The blokes who chose the baseball caps had a lower score than the ones who chose a hat with a full brim, the ones with the lowest score were the ones who put the baseball cap on backwards.

 

Sounds about right. Of course there are always some outliers in there.

 

"Mom jeans" are the latest jeans trend that I just can't stand. Jeesus, they are ugly.

 

Jeans = Dungarees. Does that help?

 

Skaggy/Binny jeans.

 

Thank you Einstein

I've never seen a pair of these bedazzled jeans on a male. Maybe I live in an abundantly masculine area.

 

High wasted super short shorts paired with a crop top.
That baffles me.

 

They're comfortable. It's a step up from sweats.

 

Pedal pushers.

 

White guys wearing white rimmed sunglasses, ...only a murse can possibly complete that look.

 

FYI to the guys trying to educate these dudes wearing skinny jeans/bedazzled jeans/ belt line at knee jeans.....they already know. Its the same thing as trying to convince gixxer owners that they made a bad choice in motorcycles.

 

These are commonly seen getting out of an F350 jacked to the moon sitting on low profile all terrains and 24” wheels with a “bulldog” stance.

I don’t understand any of it.

 

I think the whole thing is a sick joke played by the "fashion" industry. They're literally sitting around doing coke in private rooms at industry parties trying to one up each other on selling the general public on crazy stuff.

 

Hey, is the bulldog stance when they lower the rear ride height? Here in NC they call that the Carolina Squat. I just thought they were overloading a 1/2 ton truck with concrete.

 

No bulldog is short wide tires, makes the truck look tubby and short and bulldog like.
The lower rear end thing started with airbagged trucks. They wanted people to know they had bags, and they didn't want to scrap the front end driving around town at normal speeds with the front too low. Its high on my dumb as crap looking things to do. ALWAYS have the nose lower then the rear.

 

Whoops.

 

Acid wash is back. Sad but true.

 

That's just 1989 repeating itself.

There's nothing really new in "fashion"

It's just another sick joke coming around again