Ok so like, which one of you A-holes sent me forks in the mail?

Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, Feb 4, 2020.

  1. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

  2. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    :crackup:

    Edit:
    The "origin" zip code on your label says the culprit is from Atwater, Ohio.
     
  3. StanTheMan

    StanTheMan Well-Known Member

    What, you're suddenly too skeered to post a photo of your forehead?
     
  4. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    i would have just dropped them on your front porch
     
  5. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Righteous
     
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  6. stickboy274

    stickboy274 Stick-a-licious Tire Dude

    The one with three tines is not a fork. It's a trident, used to ruling the seven seas.
     
  7. Rdrace42

    Rdrace42 Almost Cheddar

    Spending $5 on a joke? There's some dedication there....
     
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  8. fossil

    fossil Active Member

    Fork you
     
  9. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    Did you order something from the classifieds thinking it was suspension parts but didn't read the fine print?
     
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  10. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    RiTchie....



    got a free T again?
     
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  11. fastedyamaha

    fastedyamaha Well-Known Member

    More importantly, do you have a new address and failed to notify your PO Officer? Oh and the one on the right clearly isn’t a fork :beer:
     
  12. R Acree

    R Acree WTF

    And the other one is a back scratcher.
     
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  13. fastedyamaha

    fastedyamaha Well-Known Member

    Oh like that guy who ordered an exhaust system from Brian Van and was upset that it didn’t come complete with the gsxr pictured in the description?
    :crackup:
     
  14. cpettit

    cpettit Well-Known Member

    That telescoping fork is worth its weight in gold. Never have to reach over someone again to get at their leftovers! Got my dad one a long time ago and it's awesome.
     
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  15. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Truth. And actually I dig it. I was looking for my old wooden one that's been in my family 50+ years. Couldn't find it. But this one showed up. Creepy.
     
  16. R Acree

    R Acree WTF

    That one is more believable. :D
     
  17. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Corrected.
     
  18. joec

    joec brace yourself

    Secret Santa late this year?
     
  19. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    So, is 204 Strange Dr., Taylors, SC 29867 your actual mailing address?

    Everybody, let's get in on this! https://dicksbymail.com/
     
  20. fastedyamaha

    fastedyamaha Well-Known Member

    Maybe the post office is just saying he’s strange?
     

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