Ok so like, which one of you A-holes sent me forks in the mail?

Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, Feb 4, 2020.

  1. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    Mongo
     
  2. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

  3. blkduc

    blkduc no time for jibba jabba

    The suspense is killin me...did either weapon match up to any of your wounds? We all know you checked as soon as you opened it up. :Poke:
     
  4. ClemsonsR6

    ClemsonsR6 Well-Known Member

    Who sent what now?
     
  5. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab

    This thread doesn't deliver.






    Get it?
     
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  6. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    Did metal dome receive a bag full of chewable gummy dicks in the mail?
     
  7. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Some dick sent me a glitter bomb. Good thing I opened it in my shop instead of the house. Shit went errywhere. fuckin dicks.

    Imma leave it on the floor so my ol lady will see it and she'll think I've had strippers over. Haha.
     
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  8. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

  9. BSA43

    BSA43 Well-Known Member

    Pics of said glitter bomb or it didn't happen. :Poke:
     
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  10. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab

    Now, was this left on the porch or delivered to the mailbox?
    Asking for a friend.
     
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  11. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab

    At least we know that the glitter thing has been done so a little creativity is in order.
    Some sort of doo doo perhaps? Fake tickets to see Bieber? Pictures of naked old women?
    Stink bomb? Fruit flies? An inflatable raft? A paternity claim from a woman he delivered a pizza to?

    So many ways to go.
     
  12. ClemsonsR6

    ClemsonsR6 Well-Known Member

    WTF is a glitter bomb??
     
  13. pickled egg

    pickled egg Who lives in an air bubble under the sea?

    You’ll need to post your mailing address to find out ;)
     
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  14. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. ClemsonsR6

    ClemsonsR6 Well-Known Member


    4751 Aberdeen Road
    Mound mn 55364
     
  16. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    I keep trying but it keeps telling me file too large. Eff it.
     
  17. pickled egg

    pickled egg Who lives in an air bubble under the sea?

    :crackup:

    Only thing ever shows up there are bills. :D
     
  18. fastedyamaha

    fastedyamaha Well-Known Member

    nope, the one was a back scratcher and the other one I bought in Belize for $2 American :crackup:
     
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  19. fastedyamaha

    fastedyamaha Well-Known Member

    im pretty sure you live in Lexington?
     
  20. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    How old is old to qualify for the naked old woman?

    I’m asking because metal head wanted to know.
     

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