"Official" Craigslist failure thread

Was the issue levering the rear wheel off the ground in right hand turns?

 

Yeah, it's a Harley thing. I've seen a few.

 

That Jetski actually looks like a lot of dangerous red neck fun.

 

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/mcy/4994320746.html :wow:

 

In light of recent events in Baltimore here is a Craigslist ad that fits the mood.
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/clo/4998275004.html

 

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/tfr/5009965638.html

I always go through Craigslist when I'm bored.

 

Sorry, Alex....I don't think you are qualified for this position. Hahaha!

 

But! My sugar daddy awaits!

 

https://chattanooga.craigslist.org/mcy/5031879636.html

Love it. "suicide assist machine" Satans crotch grinder, condition WTF.

 

this looks like a good option;
http://missoula.craigslist.org/cto/5030095935.html

 

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/clo/5047523465.html

Sorry if this is repost. Do you suppose mulit-day use items go for more?

 

Looks like a mannequin, genius.

 

Good catch.

 

https://lynchburg.craigslist.org/mcy/5051125631.html

"I am selling my 2013 aprilia RSV4 factory edition race bike. As well as all of my race gear. Price for everything is $20,000. I'm getting out of sport bikes and no longer need the gear. The bike is beautiful with lots of Rizoma parts on it, as well as an akropovic titanium/carbon race exhaust. The bike also has the factory race team tuning in it. This is definitely not a bike for the inexperienced rider as it is putting down 212hp. I never got around to taking this bike to the track, and it is not being ridden at the moment so I want someone who will enjoy this bike to be able to use it. "

 

http://racine.craigslist.org/mcy/5044162725.html

Superbike thrill ride - $15 (Kenosha)
Suzuki

I'm offering a Superbike thrill ride for 15$ you will need to sign a waiver sometimes I ride a little over my head but this is an experience of a lifetime for 15$ I will give you a TWO mile ride full of turns this will be the gnarliest ride of your life I guarantee it or you get 5$ back after the ride is complete you must provide your own helmet or for a five dollar fee I will provide a hockey goalie mask. Once again you must sign a waiver if I crash I cannot afford to pay your medical bills or mine I'm trying to earn extra money this summer because I need a new front tire on my bike email me to set up appointment thanks hope to heAr from you soon
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

 

Wow

I hope someone gets some GoPro footage of this guy...

 

Holy shit I hope no one is stupid enough to go for this. This motherfucker needs his license revoked.

 

This is more of a craigslist win. Guy from the CRA.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/cto/5075445160.html