Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

Lemme just get situated....ill blow the Bridge as soon as I cross it.

 

Fify

 

Black M & M's matter, a little. Orange and Yellow, stop grabbing other's butts!

 

Pretty sure now the skinny dude would just go grab his gun from his truck.

Much less work than having to workout for 15 minutes a day.

 

And he'd be fat, not skinny

 

Probably a repost, but it's the truth

 

I wash my hands BEFORE I take a piss.

My peckr has been in my drawers since I got dressed this morning right after I showered.

My hands have been into all kinda shit (in my line of work, sometimes LITERALLY). I'ma wash em before I touch Mr. Happy.

 

I remember Ving Rhames delivering that line as Don King.

 

On the Bristol poo scale, what numbers are no go for you?
At what point do you say this bag isn't gonna do the job.

 

7 is a bitch, but a dollop of canned pumpkin, about the size of the dog's front paw base pad, generally) twice a day will solve the problem.

 

Damn...you sure know your shit.

 

I am #1 in the #2 business.

 

Business stinks.

But it's picking up.


(I have a shitload of these)

 

You need to watch Red Green.

Or he's part of your sources....

 

I've linked this many times over multiple forums. Still very funny.

https://www.explorerforum.com/forums/threads/how-do-i-get-herculiner-off-of-my-hootus.18595/

 

My wife does find me handy.

 

I won one of these, but I'm not sure if I'm supposed to shave with it or wear it.
If I understand correctly, it has a built-in whistle.
What's my move?