Need an Arm?

And it wasn't in Florida

http://nypost.com/2016/02/12/crooks-arm-ripped-off-after-failed-robbery-attempt/

 

I'm disappointed. I was hoping to see an arm laying on the ground.

 

This is going political in...

 

Dude was charged with arm robbery.

 

Only two possible ends here, either the charges are dropped or he cuts a deal.

 

That's quite a reach.

 

Hand up, don't shoot

 

Are you weighing that opinion with or without...

 

Hand up, don't shoot

 

I'm just saying, with the dudes loss of blood, he might be so out of it he may not be able to grasp the situation.

 

You can't escape the long arm of the law.

 

Don't shoot, he's unarmed.

 

If the dude woulda got them sneaks, there's no doubt he could've out run them cops with one arm tied behind hid back.

 

Some of you are really reaching for these puns..

 

Metal's on a roll , he's got the arm jokes down pat

 

When the law did finally catch the dude, one cop said to the other cop "Let me borrow your cuff"

 

When they got to question him, one cop asked "who else had a hand in this?"

 

Sooooo...

Will his next boxing match with the clown be ol' faithful...or the stranger?

 

And there's a pun in there about a one-armed bandit, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

 

Give me dem sneaks before I count to ten....er....5.....