Need an Arm?

I'd have gone with "Anyone need a hand at Tally?"

"Welp, here's a whole arm!"

 

Sheeew...at least the assailant was disarmed when the police showed up.

 

Gotta hand it to Metalhead for the jokes.

 

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in your mailbox?

A: Bill

 

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your front porch?

A: Matt

 

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on your wall?

A: Art

 

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean?

A: Bob

 

Q: What do you call a woman with one leg propped up on a building?

A: Ilene

 

Q: What do you call a one legged woman in japan propped up on a building?

A: Irene

 

Q: What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker?

A: Hop in

 

On water skis?

 

Don't know that one...what is it?

 

Skip

 

Okay, I just leaked out some pee.



lololol

 

Even if the guy had escaped, the cops would have had no trouble fingering him.


What do you call a girl with a wooden leg?

Peggy

 

What do call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

 

DAMMIT! I had that one and forgot it. Lol.

 

So they charged the driver with attempted murder....What's the thoughts on that? He did have a hand in it.

 

He hit the guy with his car over sneakers.

 

Now, if it was a watch, it would be understandable.