Kids say.....

Discussion in 'General' started by SirCrashAlot, Oct 15, 2017.

  1. Montoya

    Montoya Well-Known Member

    Was making a bubble bath for my twins (just turned 6) the other week, when one was using the other bathroom. He ran in and hopped on my lap, snuggled, than said.. "oh, I forgot to wipe"! Yeah... yes he did... :(
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  2. zx6rfool

    zx6rfool Well-Known Member

    :crackup:I say that as a father to a 3 and 7 yo who has been there.
  3. zx6rfool

    zx6rfool Well-Known Member

    Hahaha, my kids had "Naked butt dance!" when they got out of the tub.
  4. pickled egg

    pickled egg Art is subjective

    Ok, this one is just too funny not to share.

    I use YouTube over the Roku to play music and videos I want to expose the girls to. I let them choose songs they’ve heard on the radio that they like as well, so long as the content is appropriate.

    This morning Cora asked for “Smooth Criminal”, so I asked if she wanted the MJ version or Alien Ant Farm. She chose MJ, so I cued up the 9:26 video for them.

    Scene comes on where the dancers do the lean-ahead trick, Cora freaks out and asks how they can do that, while simultaneously falling on her face trying to do it herself. So I explain the heel locks they used, and she asks how they know where to stand. Explain about the practice and choreography and point out how every dancer is moving in unison.

    Hazel pipes in “They’re all doing the same thing, except the white guy!”

    MJ is wearing a white suit, and I pissed myself laughing. :crackup:
  5. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    My 6 yo walks in...

    "Daddy when I'm 16, can I have a Chevelle and a pitbull?"

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  6. noles19

    noles19 Well-Known Member

    Hell yes they can
  7. pickled egg

    pickled egg Art is subjective

    After blasting Ministry for the weekend, I decided to turn it down a notch and queued up some Depeche Mode. Girls are eating dinner and “Strange Love” comes on, and I start singing along “Pain! Will you return it? I say it again! Pain!”

    The 4yr old pipes up and repeats the refrain the next time it plays. :crackup:

    Note to self: no playing “Closer” by NIN :eek:
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  8. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    "Dad, can you play Psycho Killer again?"

    "Yes I can..."
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  9. pickled egg

    pickled egg Art is subjective

    “Every day is Halloween” was playing and I couldn’t keep them at the table, they wanted to watch the video with the skeletons and other weird things. :crackup:
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  10. RRP

    RRP Kinda Superbikey


  11. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    Kiddo and i were hiking in our local park and took a break by the river, right when a crew of kayakers arrived with the kayaks on the trailer, getting ready to go in the water.

    middle 20's dude (about 5'5", 250lbs or more) walks by with the kayak on the shoulder , my kiddo yells - THAT'S A BIG BOY
  12. Dave_SV

    Dave_SV Well-Known Member

    My 3 year old just told me "get off the potty before I poop my pants you big jerk!"

    Had to laugh
  13. SirCrashAlot

    SirCrashAlot Well-Known Member

    Have to tell this one.... except it's about my grandpa

    A while back my grandpa's satellite started acting up so he calls me to help him fix it. So I get it working and I notice that he has the NASA channel. I ask him if he ever watches the NASA channel... so he says I watch it sometimes but if you've seen one tit you've seen em all.
  14. r6khari

    r6khari Well-Known Member

    My family and I were in Huntsville at the Bridge Street Town Centre area and we see two women dressed in burkas. My three year old daughter sees them and says, "Look! Ninjas!" and starts doing little karate kicks.
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  15. Dragginass

    Dragginass Well-Known Member

    Our family dog is named Sprocket. My 4 year old daughter still calls him "Sprock-tit". My 2 year old can't say squirrel, so she calls them squirtles. So now Sprock-tit chases squirtles.
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