Kids say.....

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  1. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    I have always wondered more if it's something you lose the ability to do as you get older or if he truly was a poo savant. I'm a little afraid to ask if he still has the ability 23 years later :crackup:
     
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  2. R Acree

    R Acree WTF

    This is the type question you ask when the entire extended family and friends are gathered around the table at a special occasion.
     
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  3. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    I usually bring out the poopies is hard work and then his superhero character nudie boy for those moments :D
     
  4. R Acree

    R Acree WTF

    Embelish!
     
  5. Chino52405

    Chino52405 Well-Known Member

    Going through that one right now with my 3 year old. Knows about how many and the relative size of whats coming. Not many things more awkward than a kid grunting one out while keeping eye contact and providing play by play :crackup:
     
  6. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    May as well...

    Being a normal 3/4 year old he ran around the house naked after his bath. We named him nudie boy because well, that's what you do. On the road at a race in a hotel room we gave him a bath and he was running around the room with a towel as a cape jumping from bed to bed being nudie boy. Right until the pizza deliver guy knocks on the door. Next thing you know there is a thump as the kid dove between the bed and the bathroom wall just peeking his eyes above the bed while I got the pizza :crackup: Nudie boy usually stayed home after that one.
     
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  7. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator


    :crackup: I did try to keep the door closed but that was to keep the dogs from interrupting things :D
     
  8. redtailracing

    redtailracing gone tuna fishin'

    Speak for yourself. Been telling mine that since he was 6 months. :crackup:He might not have been able to walk or form actual words yet. But he could still roll all over the damn place and provide baby commentary the whole damn time he was doing it. Truth be told, it's still rather humorous (going on 9 months now).
     
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  9. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab

    That makes me smile for some perverse reason.
     
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  10. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab

    Exactly.
    It's your duty as the family patriarch.
     
  11. zx6rfool

    zx6rfool Well-Known Member

    Got a recent one, at Christmas opening presents "Yea more presents, sometimes its good to have divorced parents!"
     
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  12. craig641

    craig641 Well-Known Member

    As a grandfather I get to hear round 2 of the kids saying the darndest things.

    Four year old granddaughter calling to me from the bathroom, "grandpa, grandpa, come here". Yes Madison, what is it? In her proudest voice, pointing at the toilet, "grandpa, look at that, it's humongous!!"
     
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  13. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Truth is after all so poorly lit. -N.P.

    My boy does the exact same thing. I call him "Supernaked!" Cracks me up each time ! :D
     
  14. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    It’s amazing how 4 year olds can be obsessed with poop, saying poop, combinations of poop with other words, as in making stink-poop-[insert any animal] word or any other combinations for anything.

    best thing is, when mine throws a fit, all I need to do is to kick out a fart and the pattern is broken, he cracks up and moves on.
    Oh how life can be simple
     
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  15. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    Watching wipeout tonight and my daughter started tearing up when I asked her if she thought I could go on the show "I don't wan't you to go on that show dad because you will DIE, and won't be around to look after me anymore" "you're not as young as those people on there" She was legit serious, but I couldn't help but start laughing which then made her mad. She's probably right though. That show, in my current state of fitness would serious f me up. Would be fun though :)
     
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  16. grasshopper

    grasshopper Well-Known Member

    We have 3.5 year old girl / boy twins and man oh man are they a handful right now testing mom and dad. The are little manipulative creatures that are testing the waters and patience of both of us on a daily basis. The girl has always picked on the boy. She has gone out of her way since day 1 to take his toys or stick her nose in what he is doing. Finally he's starting to stick up for himself. Last night he wacked her in the forehead with a metal spoon. I heard it from across the house and couldn't help but laugh to myself but still had to scold him not to hit others.

    Anyway they've been fascinated with running around naked. I think it's because mom thinks it's cute but it needs to be curbed. They run around before bath time "Ha ha look I'm a naked baby". So the other night at 3 in the morning the boy gets out of his bed, strips down naked somewhere in between their room and ours, climbs up in our bed, stands up and goes " TADA!!! I'm naked" I'm just thinking OMG kill me now.
     
  17. Chango

    Chango Something clever!

    Ha. My 8-year-old has recently rediscovered the joys of running around the house naked. Naturally the 6-year-old is imitating him.
     
  18. SirCrashAlot

    SirCrashAlot Well-Known Member

    Today he asks me what a Coronasaurus is and who is Panda Mick?
     
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  19. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp Just here for the memes, lulz

    Wife reported of the boy, when she told him to sit down and listen, he replied; “I will listen like Mike Bloomberg does.”"
     
  20. pickled egg

    pickled egg Art is subjective

    Sitting on the couch with the eldest, she’s playing Donkey Kong on the Wii, and says to me, “Dad, remember when Hazel started beating the ground and it stunned the bird, and you said ‘that’s it, beat the hell out of that bird!’? That was funny!”
     

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