John Paul DeJoria: Nicky Hayden's father-in-law?

No idea. It's my sister's watering hole, I was the new girl. There was an older woman hitting on me as well. She couldn't get over my boobs for some reason. I told her they were only nice because they were full of milk. She turned back to her drink after that.

It's always odd being new in an established setting like that.

 

All that will tell me is that they're yours. I ain't giving them my DNA, those fuckers will clone me and frame me for the Lindbergh kidnapping!

 

Horses roamed the earth long before Cher. Credit where credit is due.

 

I just read 4 damn pages and still no pictures of Nick's ol' lady or her sisters. Step up your game beeb!

 

Ok...

 

Which one is his?

 

True dat

 

Far right.

 

If he plays his cards right, all of them.

 

She has nice feet

 

I saw that...

 

They look expensive.

 

The feet or the women in general ?

 

That group in general. I'd bet there isn't a low maintenance one in the bunch.

 

They do all have that high dollar socialite look, don't they.

 

I don't know about that. I follow Nicky and Rodger on social media and she's always with the family, playing with Tommy's kids. I'm not sure she'd fit into that family if she was super-high maintenance.

 

Upon second inspection the only jewelry I see in that photo are watches and 1 ring. Almost entirely utilitarian. Maybe they do just look expensive.

 

Looks like Zsa Zsa Gabore in the making the next 5 decades second to the right....