I've got this zit....

Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, May 16, 2019.

  1. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    By: Metalhead

    I've got this zit coming up right under my nose where my upper lip attaches to it. You can't see it. It's one of them deep rooted things. God just trying to touch the area is brutal. Makes my eyes water. The pain is the worst when I say the words "Worcestershire" or "pilgrimage". Something about the way they're pronounced causes a sharp pain up into my right eye and it makes that half of my face droop. It's like I have Bells Palsey or some shit.

    The end.
  2. Cannoli

    Cannoli Typical Uccio

    Are you unemployed?
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  3. StanTheMan

    StanTheMan Well-Known Member

    So whatever you do, don’t go on a pilgrimage to the place where they make Worcestershire sauce. That might sting a bit. You didn’t pick up any trailer-park-milf std did you?
  4. condon66

    condon66 Member well known

    Drinking your own pee is good for fighting that type zit.
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  5. Newyork

    Newyork Dip Mode

    Be careful with that thing...I thought I had the same thing once and it turned out to be an abscess which was absolutely horrible to have on my face but such is life. It left a scar and now hair doesn’t grow there anymore...it’s a weird circular bald spot.

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  6. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Might be a tumor.
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  7. scottn

    scottn Well-Known Member

    Definitely a tumor.
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  8. shakazulu12

    shakazulu12 Well-Known Member

    Going to need to amputate.
    cav115 likes this.
  9. worthless

    worthless Well-Known Member

    Punch yourself in the nuts as hard as you can. Won't do anything for the zit, but, you'll forget about the pain from it.
    badmoon692008 likes this.
  10. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner It's a little-known fact...

    According to Google, eating ass might bring you some relief.
    Sabre699 and auminer like this.
  11. K51000

    K51000 Well-Known Member

    Sounds like a spot of MRSA to me.

    I am a medical professional, and I thought about staying at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
  12. R1M370

    R1M370 Well-Known Member

    Put some Round Up on it,,,, it's safe for humans :crackup:
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  13. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    it's an ingrown hair. it will move all the way up into your brain. through the eye.

    have fun!
  14. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    You finally found your peepee huh?
  15. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 12 inch pianist

  16. pickled egg

    pickled egg Good day hauling

    A handful of percs and a handle of cheap whiskey will clear that right up.
  17. SmokeSignalRT

    SmokeSignalRT Fat Member

    Just do like you do when you get an ingrown hair on your vagina and squeeze the shit out of it........sissy.
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  18. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner It's a little-known fact...

    Try a hot Vicks enema.
  19. Robin172

    Robin172 Well-Known Member

    Somewhere in South Carolina there is a zit that's pissed off about the face it's attached to.
    jasonhise, cav115, scottn and 2 others like this.
  20. Jed

    Jed mellifluous

    Use a hole punch to pop it. Works really well.


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