By: Metalhead I've got this zit coming up right under my nose where my upper lip attaches to it. You can't see it. It's one of them deep rooted things. God just trying to touch the area is brutal. Makes my eyes water. The pain is the worst when I say the words "Worcestershire" or "pilgrimage". Something about the way they're pronounced causes a sharp pain up into my right eye and it makes that half of my face droop. It's like I have Bells Palsey or some shit. The end.
So whatever you do, don’t go on a pilgrimage to the place where they make Worcestershire sauce. That might sting a bit. You didn’t pick up any trailer-park-milf std did you?
Be careful with that thing...I thought I had the same thing once and it turned out to be an abscess which was absolutely horrible to have on my face but such is life. It left a scar and now hair doesn’t grow there anymore...it’s a weird circular bald spot. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Punch yourself in the nuts as hard as you can. Won't do anything for the zit, but, you'll forget about the pain from it.
Sounds like a spot of MRSA to me. I am a medical professional, and I thought about staying at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
Just do like you do when you get an ingrown hair on your vagina and squeeze the shit out of it........sissy.