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I've got this zit....

Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, May 16, 2019.

  1. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    It's not a zit, its your face.

    Zit face.
     
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  2. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Shut up.
     
  3. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Dammit. It's to the point to where I don't want to talk. Or make any facial expressions. Just staying stone faced. Dude at the car wash was like "You ok bruh?" I was like "Eh".
     
  4. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    3 more days til you can pop it.

    There’s a show on tv now about a pretty decent looking Asian zit doctor, she cuts people up and removes the accumulated cottage cheese in there.

    I was zapping through and was “ WTF...?”

    Maybe you can get her to visit you
     
  5. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    Sounds like a chancre you got from putting your face in the nether regions of unclean pizza delivery customers.
     
  6. Robin172

    Robin172 Well-Known Member

    Does yout pizza place sell pasta? 'cos that's not the sort of ziti customers wanted when they ordered some.
     
  7. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

  8. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Dickweed. Lol
     
  9. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    My ol lady's swinging by to pick me up for dinner. She wants Thai. I want Mexican. I told her that I got this zit that hurts when I talk so she's not to engage me in conversation. Oh, and I insisted on Mexican cause they got them big beers.
     
  10. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Don't say those words.
     
  11. JCW

    JCW Well-Known Member

  12. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    Go Thai level 10 and the zit is dead
     
  13. joec

    joec brace yourself

    You should order in pizza too see who got your job.
    But for reals, nice to hear y'all are hanging out.
     
  14. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    We went Mexican at my behalf. She bitched the whole time. Some things never change.

    EXCEPT FOR MY FUCKING ANATOMY HOLY CRAP THIS THING HURTS.
     
  15. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds


    The original old lady or do you have a new one?
     
  16. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Stop being a bitch, and burn that bastard off with a blow torch.
     
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  17. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    Cut it off at the shoulders
     
  18. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    OG.
     
  19. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Even gooder...
     

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