It's WAR!!!!

Never met you Dave, but from the things said on this forum, sounds like you might be able to fit in the holes.... Why not go in after them if you can squeeze into their tunnels

 

Can't, I need flashlight batteries and Sam hid my .45. Otherwise I'd be playing 'nam tunnel rat and blasting me some vermeulens!

Get some!

 

Why not just get a bag of GrubX and call it a day? If you kill their food, they'll leave. Idtios.

 

something like this could be fun

 

you are going to stuff the holes with bricks of heroin????

 

I do that and I still have moles and then I also have junkies wrecking my yard.

 

Nice going Gandalf..............

 

Quote of the year.........LOL:up:

 

I have a German Shorthaired Pointer that has a mole addiction. Spends most of her day finding and eating them. We had to cut the amount of food we give her down because she was gaining weight with the amount of mole consumption. Doesn't care about anything else in the world, just finding and eating moles. After our yard is clear (5 acres) we are going to have to enroll her in a 10 step program to help her beat her addiction but it may take a intervention to get her to see how bad it is.

 

Just get you one of these. If it will eat a cop car, it will eat a mole.
http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2010/mar/26/car-eating-dog-set-free/

I realize there's a video in the story, but the point is the news story.

 

Did no one else see this post???? Goddammit, this guy has an awesome garage full of bikes and cars, and a f##king Cat 345????? AT HOME????

Slowly changing my perspective from admiration to jealousy to "you suck".:wow:

 

But you'd only need to kill one. .

Just sayin'. . .

 

I'd rent her out... seems like everyone has a mole problem.

 

Go grab a small pitch fork that people use to spear fish with.. its the cats ass for that stuff. We uesd to do that when we'd get them. Just sit with a cold one near the latest tunnel and wait

 

...I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

 

this thread is worthless without pics

 

What do you want photos of, the holes in the yard or me in a thong made with the corpses from the moles, sneakers and jackie O's?

 

if i said both would that be ghey?

 

Definitely the first thing that came to mind.

"In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'. "

 

Kate likes moles. Unfortunately, my yard now looks like a moonscape. No moles, though...