It’s suppose to be an expression not a real thing!!

Bag o’ dicks

Who the fuck forgets they have a bag of dicks in their trunk when dropping off their vehicle for repairs?!

 

Will you be detailing those?

 

Who goes through someone's stuff when they are supposed to be fixing their car and then posts about it on the internet? Seems like an invasion of privacy and possibly a very expensive one to me.

 

Shit man, we counted 8 dicks and 2 buttplugs along with a blindfold and various lubes.

nit sure I’m up for that much knob polishing

 

Who leaves a bag of dirty fucking dildos in their car in the area being worked on at a repair shop.

I have to take their trunk apart for a quarter panel replacement bruh. It was literally sitting there in the trunk. Also I haven’t posted anything but a bag of dicks, no personal info and no vehicle info. Get off your high horse

 

@Dave K, did you move to S. Cal?

 

Oh man....that's prime for a name change for you...you messed with the wrong one

~sent from mobile

 

How many of the plugs did you try out for yourself?

 

Don't sell yourself short...

 

Suction cup one to the hood as a hood ornament for when they come pick it up.

 

Maybe the owner's a salesman and they're demo models.

 

Not on a high horse but if you were my employee and I found out about it you would be looking for a new job. Oh and I'm not your bruh.

 

you obviously didn’t get that me calling you bruh akin is to saying “eat a bag of dicks”

 

Sounds like you already have a plate full of them so I'll let you take care of that bruh. Enjoy.

 

Judging by the suction cups I'd guess someone has a Onlyfans page, cough, ahem, cough

 

touché!

 

my buddy who used to work at a Lexus has, over the years, sent me pictures of guns, cocaine, large ziplock bags of weed... people are dumb. or don't care. or are forgetful haha.

 

LOL. Its the internet, its a funny story, no names were dropped, no one was harmed. Re fn’ lax. Continuing to LOL...