Is there a "perfect" time to buy a new car?

I'm surprised you aren't sponsoring a motorcycle roadracer.

 

I feel like I gotta buy something from Kris now.... Ha ha. 1 dealership got put on the crap list after some dumb comment.... I usually wear work blue jeans, work boots, and a welding shirt with holes in it. Angel was test driving something.... I looked across the parking lot and saw a nice used Suburban or something like that. I said to the salesman "Hey, that's a good looking Suburban, how much is it?" The guy said "Oh, those things are high...."..... Ba ha ha. When Angel returned from her test drive I simply said "Get in the truck, we are leaving."

 

Yelp is a two bit extortionist masquerading as a public service website. Complete scam.

 

Don't know anyone worth sponsoring.

 

I've gone to the dealership looking like I couldn't afford an oil change and prefer it that way. Used to be you were left alone when you did because they thought you were not worth talking to. Lately they seem to have caught on. Dress like a bum and they bother you more than the idiots in there all zoot suited up because they are trying to sell themselves to the dealership. lol!

 

The girl that called me from Yelp once told me....Kris, you aren't advertising with us and I see you have a XX rating, Why not?. I said I don't like how the reviews work and why people use your site for the reviews. She said, well you should be proud, as you have a fairly high rating and people like you in your business typically are much lower. Is that right Ms. Cunt? Buh-bye

 

So are you saying now I need to put on a suit and park right in front to shop.... Cause I usually park in the service dept parking and just kind of wander on to the lot..... Unless I have made the deal prior to meeting anyone.... I prefer to plan way ahead and make a deal before I ever leave the house. Sometimes you just see something worth looking at and have to stop....

 

I'm saying don't get dressed up and hide your car.

 

I'm wearing an orange banana hammock and loafers with black socks.

 

I had the same thing happen to me. I was truck shopping in Poughkeepsie, NY because the dealers are all pretty close together. I stopped in the Dodge dealer and told the guy that I had 3 requirements: bucket seats in the front, crew cab, and I wanted a moonroof. He told me they only had a Laramie, which was probably a little higher than I wanted to spend. In those 5 seconds I took, trying to understand how he came to my budget in his own head, he also didn't offer a test drive of anything else. I left and never went back.

 

SMH.....

 

I have a customer with 23 offices. Yelp automatically crawls and indexes the locations (often with the wrong info) then contacts the corporate office and tells them the Yelp pages have the wrong info and it's bad for their business because they are getting clicks.

The kicker? If you want to update them and you have > 10 locations you have to buy into their Premier Cashmere program or something.

Is there a Yelp to review Yelp?