I need a liberal to decode this story for me.

Your organically fertilized xeriscaped lawn?

 

no, my saint augustine that i mow with my circa 1982 aluminum / mag deck 2 stroke lawn boy with an engine and blade swap


edit: i suppose the dogs organically fertilize it

 

I thought painted gravel was all the rage in St. Pete. Maybe that was just the Del Webb Communities.

 

where i live it's mostly floritam or patchy bahia and broken down cars on cinder blocks

 

My daughter's middle name is Michael.
She requested that they not read her full name at high school graduation.
Kids, huh?

 

tRiGgErEd

 

It's not that I care what the trannylez thing is. I'd just like to learn NewSpeak. Better to learn the language of the enemy now before the shooting starts.