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I need a liberal to decode this story for me.

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by SGVRider, Dec 5, 2017.

  1. SGVRider

    SGVRider Well-Known Member

    https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/melanie-martinez-accused-sexual-assault-080129312.html

    Wtf is happening here? They keep calling “Timothy Heller” she in the story. Is Tim a man that identifies as a woman. Is Tim a woman with another name that identifies with the name Tim in a brave move to bring down the patriarchy and assault the tyrannical microaggression of non-unisex names? Is Timothy a post surgical transsexual that once was a dude but is now a woman but didn’t change heshe’s name? Is Timothy a biological woman who had really fucked up parents? Is Timothy a dude that identifies as a woman and still has the OEM parts? Is Timothy simply a nom de plume? Is Timothy a trigendered reptilian who identifies as human?

    This shit is confusing as hell. Can someone who knows NewSpeak explain this shit to me. I only speak English.
     
  2. Fonda Dix

    Fonda Dix Well-Known Member

    Its so weird. If you pull up google image for either name, it just shows the same person.
     
  3. Trunxgp1224

    Trunxgp1224 Well-Known Member

    Picture of the Victim
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    Picture of assailant

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  4. Trunxgp1224

    Trunxgp1224 Well-Known Member

    Apparently two different people.
     
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  5. Fonda Dix

    Fonda Dix Well-Known Member

    I cant tell one mentally broken chick from the next.
     
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  6. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    My give a shit meter isn't moving....here left me give it a tap on the side...maybe it's broken...tap...tap...tap......nothing.
     
  7. jase

    jase Your kind makes me sick!!

    :stupid:, who gives a shit?
     
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  8. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    Here I thought you were concerned with John Mayer

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  9. Shenanigans

    Shenanigans in Mr.Rogers neighborhood

    Maybe Tim's parents wanted a boy
     
  10. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    chick on chick sexual assault?? Dont you usually pay double for that kind of action, Cotton? :D
     
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  11. bpro

    bpro Big Ugly Fat F*****

    First recorded case of a multiple personality disorder sexual assault?

    Personality A identifies as LGBTabcd and Personality B is saving herself for marriage...


    ... I wonder which one did it?
     
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  12. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Attention trollops.
     
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  13. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    starts with blue hair
     
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  14. mattology

    mattology Well-Known Member

    i went out with a girl named james once. she was supposed to be a boy, popped out as a girl and family kept james but of course she was jamie to everything but the legal paperwork
     
  15. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    tldr

    @mattology you reminded me of one of mine. Was premature. Stayed a while in nicu. Wife wanted some goofass name and I didn't budge. Hospital gets pissed and puts "Baby" on the birth cert. Was changed within a month.

    I shit you not, she wants to go to the courthouse now and change it back to Baby. I cannot win.:cool:
     
  16. blkduc

    blkduc no time for jibba jabba

    Didn't read the story but those two pics look like two different people.
     
  17. mattology

    mattology Well-Known Member

    by the way i am a liberal and i think a lot of this gender switch this gender switch that is a bunch of bullshit
     
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  18. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Hand over your card. You've been excommunicated.
     
  19. BHP41

    BHP41 Calling out B.A.N. everyday

    Good to know all of y’all haven’t gone completely fucking stupid.
     
  20. mattology

    mattology Well-Known Member

    i don't understand why?

    here is just my take on it. we have research that says that the human brain isnt' fully developed by age 18.
    https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=141164708
    so say 25. so by 25, i don't know, maybe you should have second thoughts before you go and chop your dick off and decide you want to be a woman. wheres your father / mother figure to talk to ?

    i just, i don't know. on one hand, i don't want my beliefs forced on other people. do waht you want as long as you're not hurting otheres. on the other, i feel like this is just ridiculous the road we are going down, but maybe it's just the old man in me trying to scream get off my lawn
     

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