I got a fortune cookie today...

Oh, and notice how no one else seems to give a rats behind

 

"Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation."

That's what was in my fortune cookie today.

Um...that's not a fortune; it's an Oscar Wilde quote.

 

I have one in my wallet that has been there for about two years now...

"Success is how high you bounce when you hit rock bottom"

I don't believe in "fortunes", but this one just makes sense to me.


Thanks Guo, and gimmie a call, one of these days we can hook up for lunch or something since you are so close.

 

Whaddaya know.....notoriety!

 

I was just thinking how I used to always add "in bed"" to the end of my fortune..... but in this case, that could get ugly....

 

Thanks Guo! I needed to hear that as well. All you other ding dong's suck.

 

Sorry Dude... couldn't help myself.

 

King Dong

Whooo whooo! I got promoted to ding dong!

 

You Bah-sted!!!!!

 

Guo, you should read the other side of the foutune,

"Long haired guy, have extra rear sets for you, if you want them"
"Must first e-mail or call"......end of fortune.