I got a fortune cookie today...

It said, "Time heals all wounds. Keep your chin up."

Just thought I'd share that with everyone...

 

You should stay away from that Chinese food. That stuff'll kill you!

 

or at least it will stunt your growth....

 

Great message, Guo!

Thanks.

 

Fortune cookies are not chinese food.

 

yeah, I think your right. Most of the cookies are made in South Carolina. The sayings are from other places, no one from SC could be so insightful as to come up with those types of profound words of wisdom. Ah grasshopper.....

 

My favorite one was "You will meet a beautiful woman today".

I did, but they forgot to add the second part..."She will turn you down"

 

My favorite one was, "That wasn't chicken you just ate."

 

Penn and Teller (the strange comedy/magic guys) have a whole chapter in their book "How to Play With Your Food" devoted to Fortune Cookies. One thing they suggest is printing your own 'fortune' on a laser printer and cut it to the same size and shape as the real thing. Then open your cookie, palm the real one and read yours aloud. Of course no one will believe you so you pass it around and watch the hysterics.

Here's some ideas:
* (see post from USCRacerX above this one)
* Next time, wear clean underwear.
* The cook spat in your food.
* a wedding proposal, apology, etc.

 

In China.. Chinese food is called "food"

 

In South Carolina it is called fud.
right STICK????

 

Good to hear from you, Guo.

 

Thanks Guo.

 

it is called "fud" and there are some insiteful folks here in SC. they just done hang out with me

 

Oldie But Goodie

Next time your sitting at the table and everyone is cracking the cookies, look at the paper and repeat:

"Help, I'm being held hostage at a Chinese fortune cookie factory."

 

Re: Re: I got a fortune cookie today...

You are welcome, just ignore all the idiots who came in here to mess up my nice thread

Guess I kinda deserve it for messing up all of theirs

 

Hi Guo,

Didn't mean to mess up your thread. I only thought a little levity would be nice.

 

I'm still gonna beat you to 3k posts

 

"In South Carolina it is called fud. Right STICK????"

Actually that is incorrect.

In SC, it is called "eat".... as in "Gimmie eat!"

"Fud" is the Georgia spelling.

 

Don't worry, I was more yelling at the morons like USCRacerX and Wera 688 who first fudged up my thread