I am starting to dislike wild-animal people

Maybe she will give you a discount if you don't take the boots back home with you.

 

Axel Foley: You have 25 unpaid parking tickets.
Sidney Bernstein: I mean, it's under my name. But, it's my wife's car! No! No! No!
[picks up phone; yells]
Sidney Bernstein: Bitch!

 

She needs 50 dollars to make you holla'...
She gets paid to do the Wild Thing.

 

Exactly how much money did you ask from her?

 

I was just about to ask her to send a check to Tommy Mason, when she hit me up

 

So it was business, not pleasure? lol!!!!

 

Does she accept lay-away? (Pun intended )

 

I prolly could have gotten a discount if I would have told her she could have put a bag over my head

 

Ok, so how exactly did the conversation about money go?

 

"You will get what you pay for"

I asked her if she took coupons and she didn't laugh

 

Well, at least you had a sure thing going. Probably would have cost less than dinner and drinks.

 

No he's quite adept at not missing the ground, the wall, the bike...well you get the picture. Especially at Gateway

 

LOL!
I have been in that ambulance too many times...

 

:wow:

Really?

 

I concede. I suppose one can't expect too much from someone that takes weeks to figure out a stripper is in it for the money.

 

You have to have something there you could trade her. Maybe a beaver for her beaver?

 

Sorry, this excerpt made me laugh.
Great choice of comma placement.

A shelter full of "cat ladies," it all makes sense.
Good luck. I hope you come out clean.
It is an honorable thing you did (are doing) IMHO.

 

Did you take her to dinner?

 

lol