Holy crap game of thrones!!

Take out the "tits out" time and you cut the show's running time by 30%.

 

But, but, but they were splendid !!! A boy needs to see such appendages as part of a solid education.

 

Here's my track:

I'm on the "Cersei is faking the pregnancy" train.

At least one character is dying north of the Wall. I think eyepatch dude, Beric. He foreshadowed it with his "Death is the enemy" line, and being way overdue for a permanent death. Could be more, though.

Lots of fire in the trailer, a "Dany to the rescue" would make for a good, if not overly convenient scene.

I'm not terribly interested in the potential diplomacy angle. Yawn.

Littlefinger played that exactly as I expected him to. We're all expecting Arya to serve him up, but I think that's too easy and too on-the-nose for this series. But you never know.

In other news -- Emilia Clarke is so insanely hot. I'm not into the ridiculous blondeness for the character, but what a stunner. I would drink that girl's bathwater.

 

I've been arguing with my brother for years about that. He just doesn't see it.

 

Dont worry, I'd never do that to you guys.

 

I mean let's be honest, there aren't too many actresses on that show we'd be kicking out of bed. All the main leading ladies are fairly smoking hot. But damn Emilia has this girl-next-door quality blended with this otherworldly it's-just-not-fair hotness in the face. The fact that she's little is also a real hit with dudes like me in the sub-5'9" club.

 

Missandei and Melisandre totally do it for me. Daenaerys is also very hot, but maybe a little too young for me.

 

I can't count the ways I would violate Margaery.

 

Something about Melisandre doesn't sit right with me. I can't quite put my finger on it but I feel like I should not find her attractive. And it bothers me that I do.

 

Good news is, now you have a shot at it (if you can find what's left of her in the ruins).

 

What? Just embrace it, she's ridiculously hot. Or do you prefer white girls?

 

She IS the white girl. Missandei is Dany's right-hand woman.

Melisandre = Red Woman
Missandei = Former slave girl from Naath.

Both are completely bangable. JB APPROVED.

 

Why are you smoking? Whiter than her is transparent.

 

Haha, my bad. Reading is hard

 

Even the wildling girl that was butchered by the Bolton bastard is pretty hawt.

 

Fucking spoiler alert!

 

Make no mistake: that disturbing thought crossed my mind more than once. And this is the first picture of her I have seen out of character.

Might as well confess about the wildling who took Jon Snow's V card, while I'm at it. I could see through the filth.

 

Seriously, they're pretty much all hotties. Even Catelyn Stark. I think Arya is the only one out of bounds, for obvious reasons... and Yara Greyjoy is average.

 

My #1-#1 is/was Ygritte

 

We ALL saw through it in that cave......