Go ahead pull his finger...

Ex CCS, You'd better bring game if your gonna challenge Tardholio to a "no holds barred farting cage match". My new truck still has the faint smell of Tardholio's ass. Here's an idea. Let's feed both of em a bunch of boiled eggs and beans and lock them in Tardholio's trailer for an hour. Whoever comes out standing wins.



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"GasTard" In More Ways Than One-
PMF Racing
John W. Walters #728 Expert Rookie Black SV
http://home.mindspring.com/~jwwalters/index.html

 

I wanna see the trophy design...

 

Remind me to reserve a hotel room for that night.

 

The funniest part was when you kept yelling at me to roll down my window and I wouldn't. My eyes were watering from laughing so hard, what were your eyes watering from?

 

Well, you see, I got the proverbial "shotgun" blast. I had my window down and you didn't. When you let the air biscuit fly, it had no place to go other than toward me and out the vacuum of my window. My eyes weren't watering. They were bleeding.

 

Aren't we all. I guess I an get you a case of bathroom spray for the holidays huh?

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MudDawg

 

I've got something special for Tardholio at Talledega!
In the immortal words of Brad Wilson: Muhahahahahahahaha....Muhahahahahahahaha

 

It better be good because I've already started my winter finger pulling training.

Just ask TIW about the mushroom cloud that took over the living room last night.

It wouldn't have had anything to do with mushroom and pepperoni pizza washed down with some Bass, now would it?

 

While you guys wage biological warefare on each other, I'm at the Army surplus store making my first purchase for the 2002 season. A GAS MASK! It's a good thing you guys aren't on Bin Laden's payroll. There would be good reason for mass terror.

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Ben Elstad
Dog It Out Racing
Wheelchair racer
P.T.P. member