Go ahead pull his finger...

http://www.under-tec.com/work.htm

 

I wonder if Santa will bring me some?

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Ben Elstad
Dog It Out Racing
Wheelchair racer
P.T.P. member

 

Tom - can you say - S P O N S O R ?

send them the resume - get big cash, cool stickers too !!

 

Are they the makers of the "Oops I Crapped My Pant's" diaper?

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Ben Elstad
Dog It Out Racing
Wheelchair racer
P.T.P. member

 

At first I thought they were joking... did you see the pictures under "order?" What if he clogged the exit hole??? those things would blow up under his leathers like a blimp. Then... shoot a little flame out of his exhaust... it wouldn't be pretty... we'd need more than oil dry to clean up the mess... that's what I'd really call sh*t hitting the (cooling) fan

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I think so Ben. But I love floatin' a biscuit in my leathers to keep me warm in the cold months

 

Testimonial:
I am a 57 year old, married professional woman having raised 3 sons. For the past 32 years of my life, I've suffered with Crohns Disease, and Inflamatory Bowel Syndrome which causes symptoms of diarrhea and excesssive foul smelling gas. The embarrassment and consequent social anxiety would many times actually increase these symptoms.

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Ben Elstad
Dog It Out Racing
Wheelchair racer
P.T.P. member

 

You been talkin' to my wife again?

 

This must be a hint for Clark's Holiday wish-list. )

 

Yeah... to put over your head.

 

$25 bucks?!?!? Dude, Hanes+Saran Wrap+Duct tape = 3 or more pairs for the same money.

 

Imagine this. Those things, unventilated (except for the exit hole), Underneath your leathers at Roebling in July. I wonder if you could attach a hose to the exit hole and run it out the back of your leathers for a little extra advantage on the straights. There will be no one drafting you, you could be sure of that.

 

Uh Oh, John's got a new game plan for running with the experts.

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Not my job man. JLG...you hearing this?

 

Damn, with a BBS name like "Ben" we took you for a guy...

 

What a waste of research time and money!

Finger pulling is one of those simple pleasures in life that everyone enjoys. If you can't share a good fart with your friends then there's something wrong with society.

 

I challenge you to a fartathon at the first race! I don't think you can hang

 

Ooooh, bring it on BEOTCH! Are we talking quantity or quality? Back at Roebling I cleared out the whole pit .2 seconds after UGA Dawg pulled my finger.

Ask him about the ice run at TGPR back in November. I don't think he'll ever forgive me for ruining his new truck. And he was so enjoying that new car smell until he gave me a ride. ROTFLMAO!

 

He was still talking about that this past weekend!

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Yeah, I'm just sittin' here shaking my head.