favorite funny movie lines

"The Life Of Brian"

 

From Wiki:

 

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Slapshot (I think?)

Brewster's Millions

 

Who got blown up?

You!

Detective Yu?

No you!

Who?

You!

Who?

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!

Man, nobody understands the words coming out of your mouth.

Chris Tucker v Jackie Chan. Rush Hour

 

Yup :up:

 

Puttin' on the foil coach !

 

Are you serious....Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?

 

Now that's classic.

 

Arugula!

What's that?

It's a veg-a-tah-bal.

 

Life of Brian

 

It's dangerous for you in the frozen food aisle...

 

Have a nice day.

F@ck you!

 

Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?

 

May I help you Dr.....?
Oh, it's me. Dr Rosenpenis.

 

" A hat that ugly should come with a free bowl of soup! "

 

It looks good on you, though

 

1. "Whats your qualifications?"
"Rape, arson, robbery and rape"
"You said rape twice"
"I like rape"

2. "Whats the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?"

3. "Someone help, my pussy's gone crazy."

 

My Blue Heaven - best Steve Martin movie IMO.

"I'm no gentleman, but I'm no doorknob either" followed by "I bet you were something before electricity"

 

Fletch (?)

 

"Eat your food"

"Scuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?"

"Of course you may."

LONG PAUSE

"Thank you"