favorite funny movie lines

1. What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?
2. Is that an Uzi? Why yes it is! Hey!
3. Get my cheese whizz boy?!

Name the movies. Lets see yours

 

1. 1941
2.
3. Blues Brothers

 

1. (Points at Junior) There is no way, no way you came from my loins. Soon as I get home I'm gonna punch your momma in da mouth.
2. I have nipples, can you milk me?
3. If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.

 

"What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?"- Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles.

 

I hate Illinois nazi's
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son
I'm pacing myself Sargent

 

Right?

 

1. "Excuse me While I whip this out", "Hey, where the white women at?"
2. "The god darn' Germans ain't got nothin' to do with it"
3. "Der's snakes dis big?!?!?!" (I don't know why, it's just funny as hell every time I see that scene.

 

Oh yeah. Those should be easy for anyone that grew up in the 80's.

 

My old man's gonna be back soon and if we're still here he's gonna shit Twinkies.

Hey! You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

We're hot to trot and packing snake and nape, but we're bingo on fuel. . . Roger your last, Bravo Six. We copy. It's your call. Get them all in their holes down there. Hang tough, Bravo Six. We're coming cocked for treetops.

 

Where do these come from?

"Desperation is a stinky cologne."
"Looks like a penis, only smaller."
"The Negroes took our dates!"

 

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

 

Animal House for the last one. :up:

Used this one tonight, in fact:

"Disco isn't dead! Disco is LIFE!"

 

Is it too early for flapjacks?

 

First one is Super Troopers.

 

One more.....

 

"Go away, I'm baitin"

 

Idiocracy

 

Suburbia

Joe Dirt

Can't remember the last one

 

"Hey Sully, you know how i said i was going to kill you last? I lied"

 

“We go together like cocaine and waffles.”

"You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hüsker düs, hüsker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick...or one single whistling kitty chaser?"

"...100 dollars in gold, 9 packs of chewin' gum, 1 issue of prophylactics, 3 lipsticks, 3 pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a feller could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all that stuff!"