Divorce help - God Damn Epidemic

I‘m saving cash for the looming custody war. Didn’t think it would happen - thought we had an agreement - but I was wrong. Again.

 

Good job dad. I support this post.

 

Damn sorry to hear this. No one wins in these confrontations.

 

This might be genius. Most people lose their asses when they get old and sick because in order to qualify for medicaid, you have to be broke. They wind up losing everything. You've already cashed out so you're already there!

 

^^^ THIS ^^^

The missus and I are fortunate to have had great advice on Medicaid planning years ago, else we'd be going through this with my MIL.

If you have elderly parents, get their asses to a Medicaid planning attorney NOW if not sooner.

If you have kids and want to leave them any of the assets you've worked your own ass off to build, get yourself to such an attorney now, if not sooner.

 

Marriage is like a boat.

The happiest two days are when you buy it, and when you sell it.

 

So you're saying we should either rent them or borrow them from our buddies?

 

If my boatbuying experience is any indicator, you should take up golfing

 

He does like to play with his putter.

 

Considering my golf game, I should carry a boat in my bag.

And then there’s this:

 

Oh, come on... marriage is a fine institution.

For those who are inclined to be institutionalized.

 

And they wonder why so many men hand themselves in prison...

 

Awesome typo

 

I'm sure you've heard the saying "If it f*cks, floats or flies....it's better to rent."

 

All I wanted was a Pepsi...

 

I guess you can say that I'm currently rebuilding. I appreciate your post during this time in my life.

 

The custody issue was thing that hurt the most. We we separated, she took the kids and dictated the visitation schedule. She then drew out the divorce proceedings because she claims that she didn't want a divorce. She now says that she wants to reunite her family . After seeing who she morphed into for the last few years I cannot return to that again.

Also, during your separation, don't have any marital relations. It restarts the separation period. Ask me how I know. Keep your receipts for the kids. Just a few things I learned during my ordeal.

 

For some reason your post made me laugh out loud.

 

One mistake I didn’t include in my paperwork was cell phone parameters for my kid

Who pays
When he can have it
Why it can be taken away

Things of that nature.

I got my kid a phone. So he and I can call and text if we need. And he’s got his fav music on it and his Angry Birds to play when he’s bored. And apparently he’s bored at her house a lot.

She takes it away from him at her house. Thinks I’m spying on her via his phone.

Does anyone think I want to listen to the sound of her getting fatter??

https://memphisdivorce.com/tennessee-child-custody/can-ex-take-childs-cell-phone-part-one/