Don't ask me what size bottle of water I want then, when I tell you, start arguing with me that a larger bottle is better because its only $.50 more. That makes me want to pull you over the counter and kick you. Take your $4.75 for a 20 oz. bottle and shove it up your butt. Have a nice day.
I stopped at a gas station on my way to Barber about 3-4 years ago to get gas. They had some of those big displays of cases of water inside the store. You know how they line the store with like 4-5 pallets with cases of water and then have them on sale. Well, im standing there, with a case of water in my hand, and this 6', 280lb woman who is barefooted, drunk and high off her ass comes stumbling into the store, smelling like a walking tub of weed, Busch beer and armpits. And as I am standing there, she steps on my foot, bumps into me, almost knocks me over...and then tells ME to watch it. It was like this... Redneck - "Watch it" Me - "Don't tell me to watch it, I was just standing here, you stumbled into me". Redneck - "Well hurry up, I want some water". Me - "Don't tell me to hurry up" Redneck - "Just move damnit" Me - "Don't fucking tell me to move, I will buy every one of these motherfuckers and you won't get SHIT". Redneck - "You wouldn't...." Me - "Watch me" Redneck - (turns to cashier) - "he can't do that can he?" Cashier - "Well ma'am, he was there first and there is no purchase limit". Me - "Ring 'em up....every damn one of them, ring 'em up". She was mad as hell. Which made it even better . To top it off, this old man came in while she was still in there all pissy and was like "aww, I was hoping to get some of that" and I told him "Sir, where are you parked, you can have 2 of my cases" and carried some to his car for free. An hour later, when I was still piss-anting water out to the truck, I was regretting it. But it was one of those times where I had done showed my ass, there was no way I could crawfish out of it. When I got to the track, the people with me looked in bed of the truck full of cases of water and was like "Umm, I probably don't even want to know" and I was like "that isn't even half of it, look in the trailer".
^that day was friggin hilarious lol. Ihad to help you move it to get to your stuff lol. On the original topic, upselling bugs the crap outta me even though I know why they do it. "You know for only a dollar more you can get two!".. but I only wanted one. If I had wanted two, id have two in my hand already
We were all at the track like "wtf is taking him so damn long? I hope he's alright. He should have been back like an hour ago..."
Chaotic, that's a great story. That has to be right up there in BBS lore with shipping a bunch of pennies.