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Dear concession counter lady

Discussion in 'General' started by Lawn Dart, Jul 12, 2013.

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  1. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    In my crotchety old age I'm becoming, shall we say, a bit more short of patience than I used to be. Since I don't have the appetite that I used to I had rather have small portions of food when I go to a restaurant so I will order half orders and a "small" glass of iced tea. Sure enough, here the dumb bitch comes hauling a 5 frigging gallon glass of tea on a damn two wheeler.

    I say, "take that back and bring me a small glass of tea. She says, "I'll have to charge you the regular price."
    Me; "I don't give a fuck, I'm not going to drink 5 gallons so most of it will be wasted plus there's not enough sugar in this restaurant to make it drinkable for me."

    After that I'm afraid that they'll piss in my tea when they bring it to me so I don't drink any of it. I just drink the water. :)

    (I don't go out much anymore.):)
     
    Orvis, Jul 12, 2013
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  2. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    Now I have to search for "dog food AND miata"
     
    ryoung57, Jul 12, 2013
    #22
  3. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Post the link when you find it
     
    R Acree, Jul 12, 2013
    #23
  4. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Just search for threads started by Dutch. Or in the best of thread.
     
    eggfooyoung, Jul 12, 2013
    #24
  5. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    It's probably one of the first entries in the Best of BBS thread.
     
    HPPT, Jul 12, 2013
    #25
  6. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    I bumped it
     
    ryoung57, Jul 12, 2013
    #26
  7. beac83

    beac83 "My safeword is bananna"

    You missed out on a good deal. :Poke:

    I share your pain. Why is the 2L bottle of Diet Coke less than half the cost/oz of the 16 or 20 oz bottles?

    You made my day, Broome. :bow: I've changed my avatar in thanks.
     
    beac83, Jul 12, 2013
    #27
  8. S Tsotsoros

    S Tsotsoros aka General Tso

    :crackup:
    :beer:
     
    S Tsotsoros, Jul 12, 2013
    #28
  9. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    Not gonna quote it again. Broome, that is priceless. :bow::clap:
     
    Banditracer, Jul 12, 2013
    #29
  10. BrianC636

    BrianC636 Well-Known Member

    Broome wins the internet.... Fuck.
     
    BrianC636, Jul 12, 2013
    #30
  11. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    Classic! I put it in the "Best of BBS" thread! :up:
     
    Johnny B, Jul 12, 2013
    #31
  12. mfbRSV

    mfbRSV Well-Known Member

    First world problems. :)
     
    mfbRSV, Jul 12, 2013
    #32
  13. cgordon3

    cgordon3 I need a new bike...

    I'll take 'em
     
    cgordon3, Jul 12, 2013
    #33
  14. panthercity

    panthercity Thread Killa

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    panthercity, Jul 12, 2013
    #34
  15. Lawn Dart

    Lawn Dart Difficult. With a big D.

    WTF did I do? I'm the normal one... I would never passive-aggressively buy 100 cases of water. :crackup:
     
    Lawn Dart, Jul 12, 2013
    #35
  16. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

    :crackup:

    You two clowns won the internet today.:crackup:
     
    Putter, Jul 12, 2013
    #36
  17. mfbRSV

    mfbRSV Well-Known Member

    :D Never saw that one before.
     
    mfbRSV, Jul 12, 2013
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  18. Past Glory

    Past Glory I still have several AVON calendars from the 90's

    Meanwhile, "redneck" went down the road to the next store, got their water, and was home before all the cases were loaded up.

    Yeah, you showed 'em.
     
    Past Glory, Jul 12, 2013
    #38
  19. colin96

    colin96 Well-Known Member

    What's funny is the chA0tic reaction to the redneck was pretty damn redneck!

    At least she was drunk and acting all indignant and shit.

    Great story though!
     
    colin96, Jul 12, 2013
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  20. RossK6

    RossK6 Grid Filler

    Usually, it's because the smaller sizes are cold and considered an impulse item.
     
    RossK6, Jul 12, 2013
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