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Cortez?

Discussion in 'General' started by Rob P, Dec 17, 2016.

  1. Rob P

    Rob P Well-Known Member

    Anyone hear from him? Last I read he had gotten himself in some legal hot water. I assume he is laying low because of it but does anyone know his status?
     
  2. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    I talked to him briefly not long after that happened. I think things had gotten smoothed out. He didn't seem to be sweating it.
     
  3. Rob P

    Rob P Well-Known Member

    I sure hope so, it sounded like it had potential to be very bad. Hope all is well with him.
     
  4. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    He's probably tied up with a ball gag in his mouth and a bouquet of flowers stuffed up his butt being whipped by three hot chicks dressed up as clowns and loving it.
     
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  5. Rob P

    Rob P Well-Known Member

    What type of flowers?
     
  6. beac83

    beac83 "My safeword is bananna"

    If he is in that situation, he didn't get to choose the flowers.
     
  7. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    Roses. They won't slip out if things get rough.
     
  8. jeff johnson 32

    jeff johnson 32 Well-Known Member

    If you referring to Leon he is alive and well. In fact he wished me a happy birthday yesterday.
     
  9. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Voice of experience here?

    :D
     
  10. Shenanigans

    Shenanigans in Mr.Rogers neighborhood

    Cortez' first name is Leon?
     
  11. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    :crackup:



    He's probably been caught in the coffee table position for a week or two.
     
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  12. Shenanigans

    Shenanigans in Mr.Rogers neighborhood

    and he likes it!:D
     
  13. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Leon Cortez would make a good stage name for a heavy metal bassist. I'd rock it.
     
  14. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned

    Been in maximum security 23 hour lockdown since nov 2nd.

    Just got out 2 hours ago

    Fighting a fifteen year stretch. But it's going to be thrown out
     
    Last edited: Dec 26, 2016
  15. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

    And after 3 weeks in, this shithole is where you come (almost) first?????....
     
  16. noles19

    noles19 Well-Known Member

    Just in time, go educate joec!:crackup:
     
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  17. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned

    November second
     
  18. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Dude! DUDE!!!! :eek:
     
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  19. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    The fact that it's been 7.5 weeks instead of 3 doesn't change the sentiment. Almost 2 months in the clink and this is the first place you visit? I'd at least be hitting up some cheerleader sites or something to "celebrate" if there's no cupcakes around. :Poke:

    Welcome back. Just. Damn.
     
  20. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Probably received an email
     

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