Bizarre Florida

I like - anything in his room "came from the internet".

 

The Twitter Defense?

 

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/1...rested-for-driving-lawn-mower-on-highway.html

 

Florida man faces eviction over emotional support squirrel
"A man with post traumatic stress disorder is being threatened with an eviction notice for keeping an emotional support squirrel in his Florida apartment."
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...-emotional-support-squirrel-article-1.3630810

 

I guess squirrels are exotic in Florida. Cobras, pythons, iguanas, monkeys, etc are the norm down there.

 

Have they helped you with PTSD at all?

 

PTSD.....Pecan Tree Squirrel Domains.

 

The pythons ate all the squirrels.

 

I'm trying to get insurance to pay for an emotional-support whore.
Nobody will complain when I bring her in the restaurant or on the plane, but they might object if she decides I need soothing.

 

It’s a euro squirrel.

 

http://myfox8.com/2017/12/04/opossum-breaks-into-florida-liquor-store-gets-drunk/

 

Florida Attorney Allegedly Filmed Porn Videos In Jail With Inmates

 

Man destroys ATM for giving him too much money

 

https://www.themaven.net/bluelivesm...lf-on-female-cop-s-arm-bBqba8FHg0WK8JS_ZfhJEQ

Dustin, you on-duty over here?

 

A quick rundown of some of Florida’s finest from 2017.

https://nypost.com/2017/12/29/all-t...utm_campaign=iosapp&utm_source=pasteboard_app

 

To remember all the uniquely twisted stories would be difficult but the one that stands out to me is the guy on "bath salts" who ate another homeless guy's face. Maybe a list of beebs favorites is in order. Cheers...here's to another bizzare news year.

 

Florida man rigs front door to electrocute pregnant wife http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/2...to-his-home-to-electrocute-pregnant-wife.html

 

Wtf.