Bernadette Peters

Is effin hot.

Oh yeah, almost forgot.
What's my move?

 

???

 

And old enough to be your grandmother.

 

I just saw her from a distance of smell her perfume. She's fkn hot. I don't give a damn how old she is.

 

You have no move. That was determined a while back.

 

Back before the turn of the century, she was definitely attractive.

 

Ok she had sunglasses on and her hair was in her face but I don't care. She was walking under her own power.

 

Cozy up to her, maybe she has a thing for Dove Bars.

 

Well she just turned 69 in February......maybe you could parlay that into some kind of creepy inappropriate ice breaking conversation.

 

You might give Bette Midler a shot.

But yeah, I'd hit Bernadette at 69

 

FIFY

 

Yeah...I'd still take a run at her.

 

Think her vag is dusty?

 

No...the bladder leakage is more than enough to keep it from being dusty.

 

The hands give it away...

 

That's literally three times the age of the oldest chick he's dated in this decade.

 

Truth.

 

I'd pick out a Thermos for her...

 

What's your move? Go back to the Motel 8, dress up in your david carradine fun time action uniform, put your plastic bag over your head and rubber band it around your neck and let the good time roll to star wars porn spoofs.