whip a few of these bad boys out and offer her some... its like offering somebody a smoke, but age appropriate for her bracket. she'll be melting like putty a prolapsed vagina without the mesh surgery in the palm of your hand... (which she also might need). game on.
Totally doable. Toe, show her this photo. Tell her you couldn't help but notice the Malcom X look-alike behind her... then whip out some horn-rims, put them on, and say, "How YOU doin?"
The wife and I have been watching Mozart in the Jungle which she is a star in. Every scene she is in I think to myself how badly I'd crush her old hips to dust. And then Monica Bellucci showed up in Season 3. fapfapfap!
OOOOHHH YEAHHHH!!! Monica Bellucci all the way!!!! Never saw anything with her that I didnt like I even suffered through a James Bond movie thinking she was in it more than the beginning
Sorry Toe, laughing with you, not at you. these guys have me and the wife in stitches, with the comments. someone missed a great opportunity, to photo shop a pic of your head on the dude walking behind her in the recent pic. Ski
So when's the turning point in your life when you stop looking at the 18-25 year olds and start looking at the 60-75 year olds because I want to kill myself before I hit that mark.
It's right about the time when the girls who made your balls drop when they were in their 20s are now in their 60s.
Right about the time that talking to an 18-25 year old only results in you wanting to stab yourself in the ear with a sharp object or kill them to make the pain stop.