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Bernadette Peters

Discussion in 'General' started by Steeltoe, Apr 21, 2017.

  1. pscook

    pscook Well-Known Member

    But Dove bars are cool. Oreos can manage room temperature.
     
  2. Sweatypants

    Sweatypants I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!

    whip a few of these bad boys out and offer her some...

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    its like offering somebody a smoke, but age appropriate for her bracket. she'll be melting like putty a prolapsed vagina without the mesh surgery in the palm of your hand... (which she also might need). game on.
     
  3. Dits

    Dits Will shit in your fort.

    Totally doable.

    Toe, show her this photo. Tell her you couldn't help but notice the Malcom X look-alike behind her... then whip out some horn-rims, put them on, and say, "How YOU doin?"
     
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  4. Lawn Dart

    Lawn Dart Difficult. With a big D.

    Came here to say this... Jerk. :D
     
  5. malik ross

    malik ross Waits for his asskicking.

    The wife and I have been watching Mozart in the Jungle which she is a star in. Every scene she is in I think to myself how badly I'd crush her old hips to dust.

    And then Monica Bellucci showed up in Season 3. fapfapfap!
     
  6. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Rofl! We're in rehearsal right now. She sounds amazing.
     
  7. BSA43

    BSA43 Well-Known Member

    When I saw the thread title, I thought, "Oh, no, another one has died."
     
  8. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    OOOOHHH YEAHHHH!!! Monica Bellucci all the way!!!! Never saw anything with her that I didnt like:D I even suffered through a James Bond movie thinking she was in it more than the beginning:(
     
  9. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    I did too.
     
  10. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    And me.
     
  11. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    This show ain't over yet...
     
  12. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner


    Well you'd better hurry up before it is and she's on an oxygen tank.
     
  13. skidooboy

    skidooboy supermotojunkie

    :D Sorry Toe, laughing with you, not at you. these guys have me and the wife in stitches, with the comments.

    someone missed a great opportunity, to photo shop a pic of your head on the dude walking behind her in the recent pic. Ski
     
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  14. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    She may yet succumb to boredom.
     
  15. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Agreed, always has been.

    Go up to her and tell her Mongo says hi. After that you're on your own.
     
  16. blkduc

    blkduc no time for jibba jabba

    mmmmmmmmmmm...........droooool
     
  17. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    You're late. I claimed her 4 years ago. She was only 65 then.....:D

     
  18. Spitz

    Spitz Well-Known Member

    So when's the turning point in your life when you stop looking at the 18-25 year olds and start looking at the 60-75 year olds because I want to kill myself before I hit that mark. :D
     
  19. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    It's right about the time when the girls who made your balls drop when they were in their 20s are now in their 60s. :(
     
  20. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Right about the time that talking to an 18-25 year old only results in you wanting to stab yourself in the ear with a sharp object or kill them to make the pain stop.
     
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