Bernadette Peters

Had a bunch of fans waiting around outside. She made time take pics and sign autographs. Nice to see.

I'm in her limo now.

 

How roomy is the trunk?

 

He's the limo driver...

 

I'm in my 60s and I'm not looking at women in their 60s. They don't look any different to me than they do to you.

 

She was in The Longest Yard, bet Burt banged her!

 

Better put your clothes back on and put little 'toe back in his holster and get out before someone finds you in there.

 

Yup. She always has been.

 

That's presuming a LOT on Toe's luck isn't it?

 

I had a "moment" with Bo Derek about 18 months ago at Kenny Srs. ranch. Definitely, still hot. Older than me as well.

I asked her what she would rate herself (wine had been consumed). She said 9.5. Agreed.

Bernadette? Was hot. But the voice.

-jim

 

Lies! The only people still living that are older than you are Hitler, bigfoot and the Hamburgler.

 

You forgot panther.

-jim

 

And Orvis.

 

Not even Orvis remembers Orvis

 

And have money to boot.

 

Did she ask you how you would rate yourself ?

 

Nope. Not sure what my answer would have been either.

-jim

 

If the scale is 1 to 10 the answer is b.

 

In that kind of company, my answer would have been "Horny for a 9.5."

 

Someday if you're lucky (if you live that long and someone will still have you) you too will be doing it with a 60 year old woman (because you'll be 60 too). Unless you are stupid rich those 18-25 year olds will have nothing to do with you - and like in my case, I have a daughter older than that!