Bagger Blast off

And popping the beers.

 

Yes! Action shots of them opening the bags to pull out a cold one in the middle of the Corkscrew would be fantastic!

 

Mandatory pit stop with pits decorated like a dive bar

 

Umbrella girls in chaps...

 

Jimmy hendrix star spangled banner before the race

 

Motoamerica branded wallet on a chain to first 200 spectators in the track

 

I would like to see the bags lowered to stock height and filled with ice and Milwaukee's Best.

The racer has to stop twice during the race and chug a beer.

If the racer goes off track or is forced to lay er' down the rider has to chug a beer before reentering the track.

Every racer to finish the event gets a prospect patch.

Wait.... I'm describing exactly what needs to happen at the next 100 races at home.

 

Bikini bike wash in the winners circle

 

The weight limit for the passenger cannot be less than tree fiddy.

 

Keg of cheap beer instead of trophies.

 

Winner circle interview.. every sponsor mentioned must be referred to as my old lady

 

Riders must wear a bandana on head if not wearing a helmet

 

Danny eslick does all grid and winners circle interviews drunk

 

Riders cannot shower for a week before the race.

 

Haha that one got me.

 

Riders prohibited from bathing for the duration of the race weekend

 

Grid positions marked with piles of oil dry

 

No rider can be referred to by their name on race day. They must do something in the pits the night before the race to earn their nickname.

 

All nicknames must include the word dog, scar, some reference to a reptile

 

Have at least one actual Hell's angel in the announcers booth