Bacon Poll

Discussion in 'General' started by Dave Wolfe, Feb 4, 2022.

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Bacon is better

  1. Crunchy and crispy

    78 vote(s)
    78.0%
  2. Soggy

    22 vote(s)
    22.0%
  1. pickled egg

    pickled egg If you don’t hear from me

    You bacon bakers should be hung, drawn and quartered for crimes against porkmanity.
     
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  2. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Shut up.
     
  3. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

    I like my bacon in its freezer and back at the store.

    That shit is evil!


    :crackup:
     
  4. pickled egg

    pickled egg If you don’t hear from me

    Another vote for penis.

    Whodathunk it would be such a popular choice?
     
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  5. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe banned club

    Nooooo. Lets not have the mods add another choice again.
     
  6. britx303

    britx303 C.Thomas is Monica!!

    Flaccid?
     
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  7. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

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    YUGE tracts of … WTF.
     
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  8. Once a Wanker..

    Once a Wanker.. Always a Wanker!

    I do
     
  9. Once a Wanker..

    Once a Wanker.. Always a Wanker!

    Toaster oven works great for small, personal batches. I usually cook a couple pounds in the regular oven, slightly undercooked, for reheating in the microwave later. Finish what I'm about to eat, with the oven turned off.
     
  10. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

    Going to make crab carpetbaggers tomorrow. Doing them in a skillet, stove 》oven. Never done steaks indoors before so wish me luck.
     
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  11. Once a Wanker..

    Once a Wanker.. Always a Wanker!

    Soggy is not the correct term to use. "Gently cooked, and full of favorable hot pig fat" is what I would have said.
     
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  12. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

    I'd love to wake up in that sceptered isle in the morning for a full English breakfast. They can seriously mess up steaks and burgers, but their bacon is superior.
     
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  13. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe banned club

    What the hell were you googling to run across that? Or was it from your personal porn stash?
     
  14. Hooper

    Hooper Well-Known Member

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  15. JCW

    JCW Well-Known Member

    Best way I use to get that perfect crispy/chewy ratio is to start it flat in a non stick pan, flip it once, then stir fry it on high until just before the perfect crispiness. Pull it off and let it finish on a paper towel. I know it sounds weird but keeping the bacon moving in the hot fat keeps it from burning on any one side and crisps it all over.
     
  16. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    Maybe.
     
  17. fastfreddie

    fastfreddie Midnight Oil Garage

    Ain't nobody got time for that!

    Microwave, MF-ers. It's why technology is here to help us. :D
     
  18. pro69ss

    pro69ss Well-Known Member

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    3 pieces about 30 seconds
     
  19. pickled egg

    pickled egg If you don’t hear from me

    Breakfast done proper. Bacon low and slow on the griddle, sausage and onions cooked in the drippings, scrape the griddle and lightly coat with drippings and scramble the eggs on it.

    The rest of you heathens can eat fucking Rice Krispies for all I give a shit. :moon:
     

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  20. CBRRRRR999

    CBRRRRR999 Well-Known Member

    Any way you like it but this. 000102725.jpeg.jpg
     
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