If I'm going to roll around on a mat with anyone while both of us are practically naked, that someone is going to be a woman. I'll start with AO-C, she probably sucks at wrestling also. I'm sure I can pin her.
Some of you old farts might remember Dick Murdoch from TV rasslin. His son was in my weight bracket in high school. I pinned him in ~ 20 seconds. One of two matches I won that year. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
That reminds me. I've got to call my cousin and get a picture of his son who was a wrestler and thought himself to be pretty good. He never made it to the state and works on oil rigs in Texas. What do you think? A pic of him on the book of faces with the caption, "1/1024 state champion".